Ben & Jerry’s recently announced they’ve created a new flavor of ice cream, called Goodbye Yellow Brickle Road, in honor of the legendary Elton John. In honor of this new flavor, we here at Food Network Humor would like to make some new “famous flavor” suggestions to the folks at Ben & Jerry’s:

1. Lindsay Lohan’s BUTTERSCOTCH ON THE ROCKS
1% butter, 99% scotch – just the way Lindsay likes it. Goes down nice and smooth.

2. Rachael Ray’s GARBAGE BOWL GAMBLE
A delicious concoction of chocolate and vanilla swirl, mixed with actual leftover ingredients from Rachael’s garbage bowl.

3. Kathy Griffin’s D-LIST D’LIGHT
An unforgettable strawberry treat, made with D-List ingredients that may or may not have passed inspection by the FDA. The gays love it!

4. Oprah & Gayle’s FORBIDDEN FUDGE TRYST
A decadent, rich blend of chocolate fudge ice cream, brownie chunks, and ego. Too good to share. Shhh. Keep it hidden in the back of your freezer at all times, and don’t let the paparazzi find it.

5. Barbara Wa-Wa-Wafflecone Crunch
A perfect balance of aged vanilla ice cream and crunchy waffle cone bits. It has been said that one bite will instantly cure stuttering amongst mortals, and also land you that coveted interview with Angelina Jolie’s 2 week old twins.

6. Jesus Christ’s W.W.J.E. (WHAT WOULD JESUS EAT)
Jesus loves all flavors equally, so each pint of WWJE will contain trace amounts of EVERY ICE CREAM FLAVOR ON EARTH. It will also have zero calories and zero fat, because Jesus would have it no other way.

7. Jean Claude Van DAMN IT
A masculine blend of Belgian chocolate, with a hint of desperation. The perfect snack for when you’re home… alone… watching your muscles atrophy to the sound of movies you made 15 years ago playing on TNT in the background. Damn it!

Other posts on Food Network Humor: