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Posted by Jillian Madison on 1st December 2008

THINGS WE HATE: Hormel Compleats

…how bad are these things? I’ll put it to you this way: I cooked it over a week ago, and the pungent stench that it left behind in my kitchen still lingers in the folds of my memory, and haunts my sleep in the night. At first, I was quite excited by the premise of [...]

Posted by FNH Staff on 1st December 2008

THINGS WE HATE: Barefoot Contessa’s Chocolate Chip Cookie Mix

Gas for car on way to store: $4.50, Box of cookie mix: $11.99, the look on my face when I saw them cooking in the oven: Priceless. Let me explain. You see, if I have one purpose on this Earth, it just might be to tell people not to buy this box of cookie mix. [...]


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