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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Published on: December 29, 2008 – 12:10 am by Jillian Madison 
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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
TOP 10 FOOD NETWORK ANSWERS:
10. So it wouldn’t end up in Isaboo’s bowl of NUTRISH.
9. It got word Paula Deen just bought a bottle of Marsala wine.
8. It wanted no part of Sandra Lee’s “FAJITA TABLESCAPE”
7. Because Guy Fieri was approaching – and he just ate at a plate of burritos at a dive.
6. To get to some of Giada’s discarded MOZZ-AHH-RELL-AHHH.
5. It got word Iron Chef was out shopping for a featured ingredient.
4. To help Barefoot Contessa pick out a new pair of shoes.
3. Because Alton Brown was nearby, searching for something to stuff.
2. It didn’t want to lose a McNugget throwdown to Bobby Flay.
1. To get to the veterinarian after being sickened by an Aaron McCargo Jr dish.
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