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CAPTION THIS: Semi-Homemade Eating Light Episode
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This week, Sandy presented a collection of “healthy” russipies, and broke out the slow cook’r for a dry, tasteless applesauce cake.
Other posts on Food Network Humor:
---Angelina Jolie Made A Semi-Homemade Cake (Yeah, Riiiight)---Sandra Lee’s Semi-Homemade Wedding Cake
---A Video Tribute To Sandra Lee’s YELLOW Semi-Homemade Episode
---FIRST LOOK: Upcoming Semi-Homemade “Homecoming Tailgate” Episode
---Brycer’s Birthday Party: Just The Crazy Stuff [Semi-Homemade]
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13 Responses
I saw this today! Was she smoking crack with that hot air balloon table scape??? You can tell she just finds cheap plates at the Dollar Store and tries to build a menu around them.
Pre sliced onions from a salad bar??? Oh Sandy… that’s sad.
Sandy NEVER chops onions. Apparently it’s too below her to do so.
I laughed so hard when I heard her bragging about getting onions from a salad bar! It’s one thing to not chop onions but getting them from a salad bar is completely another!
Oh Bahamama, if you think that was funny did you see the episode where Reggie Southerland appeared on her show doing Southern cooking? Aside from Sandy throwing in the obligatory “My Gramma Dicey is from the South” (what the hell kind of name is “Dicey”, anyway?). she told Reggie about a new kind of seasoning she found in the store. Reggie was probably expecting your average, ordinary, run-of-the-mill spice, but no–it was a pre-cut veggie mix (sans onions, I think). Reggie was laughing at the top of his lungs, but you could sense it was at Sandy’s expense. Oh, and in one ep, Sandy made another reference to the salad bar, saying that if you didn’t want to chop your own vegetables, you could buy them at the salad bar. Just another reason to rename her show “Seldom-Homemade”.
Seldom homemade is right C.Boy1975!
her way of doing things is SOOO EXPENSIVE, and who really makes tablescapes besides your crazy Aunt Trudy.
I have 3 young boys and trust me I would NEVER semi make any of her goods.
LOL – No, I did not see that episode! I just started watching Semi Homemade about a month ago because my girlfriends were always laughing about how horrible her show is, and I wanted to see what I was missing out on. This woman is off her rocker! Seldom homemade is right! And the tablescapes, one is worse than the next. There’s no room to eat with all the crap all over the place.
The show is a train wreck but heck, I will keep watching!
Good call DebbieFoodie on her usage of expensive items. Does she think that all of these fancy-schmancy flavored vodkas, liqueurs and nectars she uses are priced the same as ordinary vodka? Notice also that her tablescapes most likely cost thrice as much as the food itself.
I’d rather starve to death than eat anything she “cooked”. Can’t get much lighter than that.
My my, buying chopped onions from a salad bar is probably the most fucking ridiculous thing I have heard.
If you cannot buy and chop an onion, you deserve to be sterilized because mankind does not want freaks like you reproducing. Got it ?
If I was the manager of restaurant and someone asked to buy chopped onions from me, I would call the stupid police immediately.
Shortcuts are allowed in the culinary world, but this is just idiotic blasphemy.
She’s said many times that she doesn’t like to chop onions because it ruins her makeup. Geez. I think she has tattooed-on eyeliner anyway.
Her show is beyond a joke.
Why TF is she on EVERY FREAKING DAY, and we only get Ellie Kreiger once a week? I will never understand.
LMAO @ Let’s get this party started
Those captions are FIN-tastic!