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DEAD RINGER: Michael Symon Edition
Published on: January 21, 2009 – 7:54 pm by FNH Staff 
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Is Iron Chef Michael Symon a dead ringer for A) A grubby mechanic, b) Mr Clean, or C) A plumber with an over-sized head. You decide!
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That freakin’ crap on his chin makes me want to smack him. Other than that, he ain’t half-bad lookin’ IMO :) But that chin smudge has GOT to go!
Never liked this guy. Though now that I’m thinking about it, he IS a dead ringer for my mechanic.
I’m going with the mechanic. The up side is if his career as a chef fails, he’s got a job waiting for him at Town Fair Tire.
The bald head, the crossed arms, that IS Mr. Clean in the flesh! All he needs is one of Big Daddy’s earrings.
I am not digging the nutbrush either. Lose the facial hair. Just because you are bald on top doesn’t mean you have to try and make up for it down below.
He looks like the cross eyed fat dude from that John Cusak movie Identity:
http://ponq-review-blog.269g.net/image/PruittTaylorVince.jpg
The awnser is D. All of the above.
For such a tough guy wannabe, his annoying Cleveland accent doesn’t do his image any good. And the laugh. yikes.