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DEAD RINGER: Michael Symon Edition
Posted on January 21st 2009 by FNH Staff

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Is Iron Chef Michael Symon a dead ringer for A) A grubby mechanic, b) Mr Clean, or C) A plumber with an over-sized head. You decide!


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    7 Responses

  1. Jenna says:
    January 21, 2009 at 7:58 pm

    That freakin’ crap on his chin makes me want to smack him. Other than that, he ain’t half-bad lookin’ IMO :) But that chin smudge has GOT to go!

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  2. Alexis says:
    January 21, 2009 at 7:58 pm

    Never liked this guy. Though now that I’m thinking about it, he IS a dead ringer for my mechanic.

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  3. Chase says:
    January 21, 2009 at 7:58 pm

    I’m going with the mechanic. The up side is if his career as a chef fails, he’s got a job waiting for him at Town Fair Tire.

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  4. Jules says:
    January 21, 2009 at 8:01 pm

    The bald head, the crossed arms, that IS Mr. Clean in the flesh! All he needs is one of Big Daddy’s earrings.

    I am not digging the nutbrush either. Lose the facial hair. Just because you are bald on top doesn’t mean you have to try and make up for it down below.

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  5. Fooddude says:
    January 21, 2009 at 8:06 pm

    He looks like the cross eyed fat dude from that John Cusak movie Identity:

    http://ponq-review-blog.269g.net/image/PruittTaylorVince.jpg

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  6. Lynx says:
    January 22, 2009 at 2:14 pm

    The awnser is D. All of the above.

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  7. Jed Clampett says:
    January 22, 2009 at 4:15 pm

    For such a tough guy wannabe, his annoying Cleveland accent doesn’t do his image any good. And the laugh. yikes.

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