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If The Food Network Hosts Were XBOX 360 Gamers…
Posted on January 23rd 2009 by Jillian Madison

    12 Responses

  1. Fooddude says:

    Are you sure that wasn’t fwath grade for Aaaaron?

    Love this post

  2. roxanne dupuis says:

    That was as funny a post I have read in ages. I freckled my underwear after reading it.

    Keep bringing it.

  3. Chase says:

    Loved this post. I’m a gamer so to see elements of the 360 blended in with the food network was really hysterical and clever.

  4. alex says:

    Mary Alice DOES have the worst haircut known to man. The floppy mess atop her head this season is no better.

  5. Jenna says:

    Freakin’ HYSTERICAL! Keep it comin’!

  6. Kelly says:

    It is so obvious there has been something done to the pic of Rach Ray. Her head is all distorted on it, like they just pasted her head on someone else’s body.

    I love this site!

  7. Malan Nguessan says:

    Hi
    I’m a huge fan of Guy Fieri.I’m looking for his e-mail ddress so i can contact him. I’m interested talking food business with him.
    Please act on it.
    Malan Nguessan

  8. Milt says:

    I too am a big fan of Fieri. I think his email address is :

    flabbygreasyguy@douchebagsRUS.com

    Please act on it now.

  9. DesignerJeans says:

    mostannoyingtbagintheworld!@ doesntitjustsickenyououteverytimeyouseeheiswhereings andlesinthekitchen. damnfnforunleashingpoochieinhuman formonusandtheworld.com

  10. E. Baum says:

    “Disgrace Kwanzaa”

    Kwanzaa isn’t even a real holiday, it was made up in the 60′s and caught in the 80′s when getting back to your roots was the big trend.

  11. Gypsie Rose says:

    Disgrace Kwanzaa? It isn’t an actual holiday and who effin cares about Kwanzaa anyway? If you want a real disgrace Kwanzaa you should look what I do every year ha!

  12. Mac says:

    If I have ever witnessed an epic fail of sexiness, in professional photographs, it was, without a doubt, either the picture of RayRay or JahDah. Neither of those are either of them at their prettiest.

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