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IF WE MADE MAGAZINE COVERS: Sandra Lee on Redbook Edition
Posted on January 14th 2009 by Jillian Madison

    9 Responses

  1. Hamdi says:

    love these cant wait to see more

  2. Artemis Pyle says:

    I am not so sure why so many people take the piss outta Sandra Lee. She is just doing what the Food Network asks her to do. She doesn’t hide the fact she likes to toss a few back. Actually she is pretty real. Her food isn’t exactly gourmet, but that is why her sponsors love her.

    Don’t crap on her.Crap on her sponsors who want to sell us MSG ,Reddi-Whip and other chemicals . She is pretty harmless and is nowhere near the diva status other FN females try to pul off. Right Giada ?

  3. Felix-512 says:

    I disagree, please continue to crap on Sandra Lee and the rest of the hosts — GOOD AND BAD — on the food network! Be an equal opportunity crapper! :)

  4. alexis-sunshine says:

    HA. You had me at “Extract, Extract, Read All About It.” Brilliant! Now where did I put my vanilla extract…

  5. Scoobie-Doobie-Doo says:

    Aunt Sandy’s been hittin’ the Vanilla Extract too — it’s 80 proof too.

  6. DocChuck says:

    SHRIKES!

    Slink back to your trailers, you obese jealous uneducated welfare queens.

  7. Redbook Editor says:

    Sandra Lee tests her recipes extensively on small animals before she unveils them to the general public (she uses any usable bits of their pelts for her tablescapes). I’m afraid to many of her “53 Delicious Russipes” sickened her test animals and the article never should have been published. Apologies for the confusion regarding this matter.

  8. Feikhal Madhur says:

    I think Sandra looks delicious. She can make a tablescape in my trousers anytime.

  9. Bourdainiac says:

    This was so heavily retouched it’s not even funny. Her skin is almost leathery from too much tanning and too much fucking booze. Her hips are not that emphatic – they are quite narrow and she has a bit of a pouch – prolly from cirrhosis.

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