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NUMBERS IN THE NEWS: 8
Posted on January 26th 2009 by Jillian Madison

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WHAT DOES THIS NUMBER REPRESENT? Is it…

a) The minimum number of buttons Giada leaves undone
b) Age at which Duff Goldman went bald
c) Number of Netflix pop-ups per visit to the Food Network website
d) Days in a week, according to the Beatles
e) Percentage of a Food Network Challenge cake that is actually edible
f) Brain cells lost per second spent watching Big Daddy’s House
g) Times per day Mary Alice’s friends ask, “have you called Jenny yet?”
h) Toxic ingredients in Rachael Ray’s dog food
i) Guy Fieri’s emotional age
j) Number of A’s in Paula Deen’s pronunciation of “mayonnaaaaaaaaise”

[8 is also the number of long years Rachael Ray has been on The Food Network]


Other posts on Food Network Humor:

---NUMBERS IN THE NEWS: 330
---NUMBERS IN THE NEWS: 26
---Mary Alice Is SKINNY!
---Look A Little Closer: Mary Alice’s Clipboard
---BREAKING NEWS: Press Release From Food Network

    3 Responses

  1. Jenna says:
    January 26, 2009 at 4:11 pm

    This site is great! Keep it comin’!

    Reply
  2. Fooddude says:
    January 26, 2009 at 7:35 pm

    also the amount of brain cells aidia has

    Reply
  3. pwkwsfi says:
    January 27, 2009 at 11:14 am

    pretty good that you didn’t have to say revert to words like “kielbasa” or “inches” in that list.

    Reply

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