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I have no opinion but my dog hates her. Whenever she comes on the screen or starts talking, my dog leaves the room. Man, I gotta take some video of that and put it on youtube. It’s seriously funny.
LOL, first that is one of the most unflattering pictures of her I’ve ever seen. Next, I do not like this woman, she just annoys me and rubs me the wrong way. It seems like everyone else is in love with her and I don’t get it.
CLUTCH CALLED, HE WANTS HIS SHIRT BACK
I’m going to sound like a bitch here, but am I the only one who is not that impressed with their cakes? Sure they do some decent work, but most of it is mediocre at best. The fireman cake they just did on the season opener was awful and amateurish, and the wedding cake with the dragon that ate the bride and groom was so basic and everyday. The cool part was the dragon, which wasn’t even made by the Ace Of Cakes crew! They outsourced it!!!!!!!
I completely agree! I sat through a marathon a few weeks ago and was totally unimpressed. I don’t get it, but I guess we are the minority.
Neo that is very funny about your dog. You should try to shoot some video of that!
And Sara, if you are a bitch then so am I because I agree with you 100%. Even worse, Duff has HORRIBLE CAKE DECORATING SKILLS! Have you ever seen him on the Food Network Cake Challenges? His work is “amateur hour” compared to the other contestants. It’s embarrassing.
At Charm City Cakes, he doesn’t do anything but sit around, while everyone else does the work. For the life of me I can’t understand why people like that show.
I liked the concept when it was first presented, you know? Power tools, manly cakes. I was promised amazing feats of cakery. It was something unusual. Then it just became, “I’m trying to be a dude, but I’m just another a-hole hipster, changing the world one mainstream activity at a time.”
And they’re cakes are pretty boring 99% of the time, I would guess due to their ridiculous prices.
I have always thought the Ass of Cakes crew make fun cakes and some of their stuff is pretty cute, but the majority is pretty entry level . Duff’s work on one FN challenge (Baltimore Harbor which won ) was like a group of 8 yr olds collaborated to make it. I happen to know most cake artisans think he is a minor leaguer. He lucked out getting a show and is a FN manufactured celeb.
Mary Alice is a glorified clerk . She looks like she has been eating most of Charm City’s profits too. Tattoos make her look very low class. Very unbecoming.
ass of cakes LMFAO
hilarious… the funniest thing i thought of was ‘in bed with the neely’s’ and i can’t believe ‘ass of cakes’ never hit me. good one!
I also agree the cakes they make are pretty average. You would shit your pants should you need to buy one at an starting average of $1000.00 each!! Yes that’s correct. Real cake artists and bakers are aghast at how this moron can charge prices like that for a cute nostalgic cake.
I can recall just few cakes that stood out.The remainder wee ho hum.
I think half the crew are buzzed on mushrooms when filming too. Well at least they work in some capacity,because I can’t see them working anywhere else except in retail.
This pig is a slap in the face to real bakers.
Another show I don’t watch, so I can’t voice an opinion on it. One thing I have to say though; Duff is fugly.
Not only are the cakes amateurish compared to others, but I have yet to see any of their customers actually eat the cake. We get no ideas on how the cakes taste. They (the decorators) all look kind of unclean, so I really wouldn’t want to eat their cakes, but still.
I hate to hate on them because the Ace of Cakes crew are locals, but I’ll get my over-the-top cakes from elsewhere.
Not to mention that I definitely lost major respect for Duff after watching his Chefography. You leave a restaurant that people would kill to work at because you got yelled at (rightfully)? Seriously? What a little pansy-poo-pants!
Charm City Cakes has a “merchandise” program which includes an action figure of Goldman ( folk hero in waiting) and yarmulkes. You know the ashtrays Jewish men wear on their head.
Pencil me in for a couple of each. I want to buy Ace of Cakes fridge stickers too. I am desparate to show I’m a fan of thr show. Commerce gone bad.
Goldman has a Chefography ? For what ? Oh I get it. This was a FN program intended to build false credentials of some of the stars and led you to believe they are all highly trained.
Actually it is an insult to chefs who have attained the chef designation to see guys like Goldman and Giada De Laurentiis call themselves chefs.Didn’t Fat Boy Fieri call himself a FN chef on a Youtube clip? I wonder when he will get his Chefography episode ?
What was the restaurant he left after getting chewed out at ?.One of Todd English’s places ?.
Duff’s first job was at Burger King and that’s where he still belongs.
CLUTCH is the name of Mary Alice’s brother’s band. Duff and Mary Alice were friends in college, so that’s how they all know each other.
The place is run by a bunch of buffoons, in my humble opinion. I haven’t seen one cake that’s made me go “WOW.” Duff just hired a bunch of people with blowtorches and painting skills, all of which have more cake making skills then he does.
I don’t watch the show because I can’t stand any of those asshats. All I know is Mary Alice’s hair is getting uglier every season.
last year around all the hype, my sister bought one of the cakes from Charm for my dad’s retirement party.
Not ONLY did we find a HAIR in the cake, but 60% was un-edible. The sculpting was loose and again ONLY pleased the crowd for a mere MINUTE. ohh ahhh. (same phrase i moaned when it came time for me to shell out my half of the money…ohh ahhh…ummm…geee)
I declined to have a slice of the cake, i have a thing about HAIR in my food.
Sister brought the hair issue up to charm, but oddly she never received a call back about it. must have been too busy FILMING.
Well, that’s probably why you don’t see anybody eating the cake, I guess. Most of it is fondant and gum paste and whatever else they use to sculpt it. Not a lot of actual cake.
And yeah, their cakes always seem kind of loose and shoddy. It seems like in every episode, there’s some sort of drama about how something fell apart or collapsed and now they have to do major repairs when it has to be at the party in 5 minutes. Either that, or it’s flopping around haphazardly in the car on the way.
haha a hair in the cake. NASTY
I thought I was the only one that didn’t like Mary Alice – Her smug attitude just grates.
Duff is getting quite the set of man boobs on him uh ?
He ain’t exactly too handsome either.
Mary Alice’s hair is absolutely awful and obviously designed to look the way it does. It deliberately ugly in style?
Mary Alice is a tool for her bosshog to get up her brothers ass!!! She is a fat ugly fuck who has no idea that her 15 minutes are up. BossHog your man boobs are drooping, does Mary Alice need to lend you one of her bra’s to keep them erect? Oh wait to get Duff erect put Manwhore next to him.
Also are Geof and Duff dating? They seem to get all googly eyed over each other. Plus Duff is the Food Network’s equivalent to MTV’s Bam Margera…Please the whole Mary Alice thing is so fake, Duff is such a homofanboy of Clutch, he just hired her knowingly to get into her brother Neil’s pants. If Clutch had a “heartagram’ type symbol trust me it would be plastered with fondant all over CCC’s walls. His greasy stoner staff is the equivalent of the CKY crew and Mary Alice is almost the size of Don Vito! Does Duff get his own Sirius Radio show, get all fucked up and ack like a “JackAss”? I am surprised Jackie and Morrie (his parents) are not on all the time like Ape and Phil. Duff needs to get over his ever expanding ego and his wasteline (nice man boobs Duffy, time for a bra soon)! Geof is a mute and is dickwhipped by his boyfriend Duff like you would not believe. Ace of Cakes no Ass of Cocks!
Wow, fat hate much? What the hell is your problem?
I’m the only one in this world. Can please someone join me in this life? Or maybe death…
OK….so i really don’t want to offend some one but there is only 1 person on this comment thing that likes the show. And I’m proud to be the 2nd person who likes the show. I have seen people eat the cake AND enjoy it. Also who here has the right to slam others. People you don’t even know. Degrating Duff and Mary Alice and the other workers is wrong to do and its sad to read your comments against them, when I’m sure that majority of you have never met them. How would you all feel if some one set up a comment page to totally tear you down and critic you? I know I wouldn’t like it. I like their show because they do something that I can’t and I find it really amazing at what they do. What ever happened to being kind to others? Please……just think about what I said before tearing them or anyone down.
I dont’ always like the show, but I don’t think these nasty things about them like all of these people have. I think they can be funny and zany. Not all of their cakes are wonderful works of art, but they seem to have their own “style”. And they seem to do a lot for the community. The one cake in particular I remember that I really found amazing was the guitar cake. It looked JUST LIKE the actual guitar (which the guitar company sent them to use as a reference.)
Duff trained as an actual chef, then decided he really liked baking.
I think it’s just a cute, light hearted, zany group of people who are doing what they love to do for a living. How many people can say that they work with their friends, doing what they love to do? It’s not like that other cake show on TLC which I cannot stand at all.
I agree that some of the comments are a bit much, but I don’t understand why people think the employees at Charm City Cakes are so amazing. Don’t get me wrong, they do seem to have some talent, but I don’t think that cakes and fondant are the right medium for any one of them.
Their mediocre desserts look inedible and barely seem to be what the people asked for, with few exceptions. Duff is barely in the show anymore, which disappoints me. The few times he was on FN Challenge, he seemed to be so charismatic and fun, along with Geof, his complete opposite. However, the little interaction he has with the people on his show seem to be forced and he even seems to be talking down to them, even when he is commending their “amazing work.”
My overall thoughts of this show; Duff was fun to watch on FN Challenge and was given a show completely based on that and not on his talent. He shouldn’t be praised for “his” bakery when he seems to be more focused on his ill-gotten fame than on the poor quality of his product. The odd assortment of people working for him should take some of the money they are getting and go to a pastry school, an evening course, a library or anywhere else you could find some sort of instruction on how to properly hone the techniques used in cake decorating before hocking their overpriced crappy cakes.
Mary Alice seems to be the most down-to-earth of all of them, and as a “celebrity,” she is going to be subject to criticism, even for her looks, which may seem unfair, but it’s what happens. I’m sure she knows what she signed up for and I’m guessing the money and celebrity benefits for out-weigh any hits to her self-esteem.
Ooh Duff is a real bada** because he has some sort of self proclaimed “chip on his shoulder” and makes cakes in new and “different” ways. Give me a break. I agree with an above poster regarding the disgust at how he walked out on a great restaurant position because he got a scolding. What a big baby. I guess he showed everyone with his fondant and gumpaste creations hollywood is starting to go crazy over because of the fad of having a Duff cake.
And what exactly does Mary Alice do there, is she a boss as well? She works the phones but any other time she is running around like a terrier trying to be in on everyone’s jokes or else she is constantly at Duff’s side pretending to be the boss.
Every other episode they have some sort of fondant sliding off the cake issue. STOP USING SO MUCH FONDANT! Good Lord, can they use any more gumpaste, modelling chocolate and fondant on a cake? It’s nice that they are so creative, but do they ever just ice a cake and pipe their decorations for some cakes. Show us something different for once.
If Food Network had to give a cake decorator a show, why couldn’t it have been Bronwyn Webber from the Food Network Challenges?
Steph spare us all the scoldings please.
I am shocked and amazed at the human race when i read posts like this! So a woman on a show that does what it does upsets you?!?!….i fail to see how this gives you the right to be outwardly nasty! I hope no one ever writes things publicly like this about you.
If you think the cakes are over priced, don’t order one, they are doing fine with out your business, i have ordered a few and they are great. If you ask for a cake with a high level of modelling then that is what you will get….stands to reason does it not?
Clearly you are all making mouth farts about things you have no clue about and that is a shame. Mary-Alice is a doll…..i just suggest that if you hate the show…..don’t watch it…. but i find it slightly offensive that you would say the degrading and mean things posted here when you know it could get back to the employees of CCC, and no one should be made to feel like that…. celeb, FN face, or john doe. All are human. Karma works fast people….
(Stepping off my soap box now)
I love this show. I like the characters that work for the bakery and it’s always fun to see what they come up with. I’ve seen people eat their cakes at parties they show. The cake eaters seemed well pleased!
I find it hysterically funny reading posts that say what a crummy job they do. I challenge you guys to do it better.
Meh, I’m not a big cake person, and the show kind of bores me, but I like Mary Alice well enough. She’s the only one who really manages to be witty on camera.
I like Mary Alice. She’s kinda funny, and when she got to have the walk-on in Annie, she acted like a complete dork, but it was funny.
I’m not crazy about the 2-tone hair. There are WAY more annoying people on FN than Mary Alice. (Sandra Lee, Aida Moellenkamp, Bobby Flay, Guy Fieri(please won’t someone knock the sunglasses off the back of his neck, and stomp them into little pieces for me?)
When the show first came on i was annoyed and disliked duff, maryalice, etc. (always loved Geoff). But Maryalice has really grown on me. She seems to be having a ball. None of these people at CCC were the pretty, athletic, popular people in high school. They were obviously the misfits, the oddballs. And they’re all finding a measure of success in a very quirky kind of way. More power to them. I think it’s a really fun show. I don’t always enjoy their results but I enjoy seeing what they get up to. I liked Maryalice’s hair when she had it blonde for a very short while, she didn’t look quite so weird. but again, she looks happy, so i’m happy for her!
Mary Alice’s hair has to be the worst I have EVER seen. Obviously it is done deliberately, this is a ‘style’. Her hairdresser should be shot, drawn and quartered and then boiled in oil. Good gawd is she blind? Has no one had the heart to tell her “Mary, that hairdo is not working for you it’s awful”. Does he not watch her own show and say “Oh my gawd what was I thinking???” Poor dear going out in the world every day thinking she looks cool and stylish! How cruel.
I think her hair is supposed to be some modern retro do of somekind. It doesn’t always look the greatest, but it goes with her quirky personality. She’s not a “girly” girl by any means. I can’t get over all the weight she’s lost. I dont’ know if she looks better or worse now that she’s lost all the weight. In the pic’s I saw, she looked a little “sickly”. I’m a cancer survivor, having lost close to 100 pounds because of it. So that drastic of a weight loss sometimes reminds me of how I looked sickly at times. I think some people just look healthier with a little extra weight. Her and Alton Brown both. He almost looks sick as well.
I think the way they act and carry on is all for show. It’s like they try to appear stoned. And I’m sorry but I think it’s disgusting the way they dress around food. That one guy Ben, always wears short shorts and his hair looks very greasy. That can’t be safe.
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Eh, I like her.
Ace of Cakes is good, I think that some of their stuff is very artistic and well put together, but some of it is amateur looking and just falls flat. Also, it is NOT a cooking show, the only cooking is the cake baking, which you don’t even see. It’d be a good show on a different channel.
Mary Alice and that HORRID hair makes me laugh. What in the hell is wrong with this girl? Seriously, when she grows up and sees these episodes she is going to be completely horrified. “What the heck was I thinking???”. Um. Not. Much.