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Archives for "January, 2009"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 27th January 2009

Video: Sandra Lee as Cher

This is an oldie but a goodie that you’re ruhhhhlly gunna love. It’s super super stupid and it’s super super funny.

Posted by Jillian Madison on 26th January 2009

NUMBERS IN THE NEWS: 8

WHAT DOES THIS NUMBER REPRESENT? Is it… a) The minimum number of buttons Giada leaves undone b) Age at which Duff Goldman went bald c) Number of Netflix pop-ups per visit to the Food Network website d) Days in a week, according to the Beatles e) Percentage of a Food Network Challenge cake that is [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 24th January 2009

You Know You’re In A Recession When…

You Know You’re In A Recession When… Paula Deen starts putting raisins on her brownies instead of imported walnuts You Know You’re In A Recession When… Producers make Rachael Ray rename her show $37.50 A Day You Know You’re In A Recession When… Aaron McCargo is forced to sell his gold earring and replace it [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 24th January 2009

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Posted by Jillian Madison on 24th January 2009

Ridiculous Food Network Product Of The Week: Sandra Lee “Cool Kids” Cookbook

[note: yes, this is a real product!] Attention, kiddies! Are you unable to master the fine art of Semi-HOmade cooking because your parents won’t let you near their stash of vanilla vodka? Then stop eating that Play-Doh and listen up! You too can now get in on theĀ  fun with Sandra Lee’s activity book, “Semi [...]


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