Archives for "January, 2009"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 23rd January 2009

If The Food Network Hosts Were XBOX 360 Gamers…

Special XBOX 360 achievements earned by our friends at the Food Network:

Posted by Jillian Madison on 22nd January 2009

Will Work For Food: Premiere Episode Review

Adam Gertler’s “Will Work For Food” is yet more proof that the Food Network is completely out of ideas. The new prime time show is a blatant rip-off of “Dirty Jobs” and “How’d That Get On My Plate”, except without the charisma of Mike Rowe or the personality of Sunny Anderson. The premise is simple [...]

Posted by FNH Staff on 21st January 2009

DEAD RINGER: Michael Symon Edition

Is Iron Chef Michael Symon a dead ringer for A) A grubby mechanic, b) Mr Clean, or C) A plumber with an over-sized head. You decide!

Posted by Jillian Madison on 21st January 2009

FIRST LOOK: Upcoming Semi-Homemade “Homecoming Tailgate” Episode

Sandra Lee will showcase her alma mater, the University of Wisconsin La Crosse, on this weekend’s new episode of Semi-Homemade. Sandra will be making some wunderfullllll wunderfullllll homecoming tailgate recipes, including a buttery and deeeelishus Buffalo Chicken Pizza, a finnntastic Chipotle Java Rubbed Tenderloin, a pretty pretty pretty Chocolate Coconut Almond Cake, and a fabbbulous [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 19th January 2009

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Buddy Valastro on Food Network Cake Challenge

Every time we turn around, Buddy Valastro is competing in another episode of Food Network’s Cake Challenge. In the past month alone, we’ve seen him making a faulty mechanical Santa cake, 2 amateurish wedding cakes, and a lackluster Disney villain cake. His final products, especially when compared to his competitors, always look like they were [...]

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