Archives for "January, 2009"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 19th January 2009

NUMBERS IN THE NEWS: 330

WHAT DOES THIS NUMBER REPRESENT? Is it… a) The number of teeth visible when Giada smiles b) Mary Alice’s goal weight c) Price per pound of filet mignon at Whole Foods d) Jamie and Bobby Deen’s combined SAT score e) Rachael Ray’s ring size f) Dinner parties thrown by Ina Garten each month g) Number [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 18th January 2009

Shane Lyons on Big Daddy’s Kitchen

SHANE LYONS WANTS TO BE KNOWN AS “LITTLE BISCUIT.” SPREAD THE WORD. (…and don’t hesitate to make fun of these DWEEBS in the comments.)

Posted by FNH Staff on 17th January 2009

Ingrid Hoffman: Actress, model, daughter of a chef

Ah yes, Ingrid Hoffman. You’ve seen her tangoing across the Food Network since 2007. Now, one might assume she is a trained cooking professional who just happens to like low cut shirts and lipstick, but come on, we all know better. Miss Hoffman’s Food Network Resume: Actress – check! She appeared in 16 Spanish soap [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 17th January 2009

THREE CAPTIONS: Sandra Lee Edition

Here’s what we thought: 1) “I bought this cake at Carvel and topped it with some Cool Whip that I put food coloring in!” 2) “I’m Sandra Lee, and welcome to my new show SEMI-HUMAN. This week, we’ll be cookin—” System meltdown. Shutting down. Malfunction! 3) “I knew I shouldn’t have Semi-Stolen one of Aaron [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 17th January 2009

Ridiculous Food Network Product Of The Week: Paula Deen Eyeglasses

HEY Y’ALL, are your eyes old and tired? Do you have trouble reading how many tablespoons of butter that Paula Deen breakfast cereal recipe calls for? Well stop frettin’ and just get yourself a pair of Paula Deen’s reading glasses! They come in varying strengths, and… wait for it… they have real Swarovski crystals y’all! [...]

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