Archives for "January, 2009"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 13th January 2009

New TGIFriday’s Ultimate Recipe Showdown Burger

A burger inspired by Ultimate Recipe Showdown winner Harold Cohen, a 74-year-old retired plastic surgeon from Hollywood, Florida, will be featured at over 600 U.S. T.G.I. Friday’s restaurants beginning today. According to the Friday’s website, the Triple Stacked Burger is a juicy beef patty with a zesty red pepper pimento blend of sharp Cheddar and [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 12th January 2009

The Unspoken Rules of the Food Network

1) THE LOUDER THE BACKGROUND MUSIC, THE MORE AWFUL THE HOST Ever notice the cheesy, elevator music playing while hosts like Giada de Laurentiis and Ina Garten are chopping onions? Well, the Food Network has to fill their awkward silences with SOMETHING. On a good day, it’s the muzak version of a Bryan Adams song. [...]

Posted by FNH Staff on 12th January 2009

Bio Breakdown: Dave Lieberman edition

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Posted by Jillian Madison on 10th January 2009

Paula Deen’s Product Descriptions

Nowhere is the fact that Paula Deen is desperately trying to create and sell an IMAGE more transparent than in the descriptions of the products she sells. Have Y’ALL ever stopped to read the stories and anecdotes Paula tells about her pots and pans? We have – and some of them are downright ridiculous. Watch [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 9th January 2009

the Giada De Laurentiis Smile-Meter

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