Archives for "January, 2009"
Semi-Homemage Magazine – IT’S COMING! SAVE YOURSELVES!
If you experienced nightmares, insomnia, or restless leg syndrome last night, it may very well be because you sensed a terror is about to be bestowed upon the world. That’s right… the first issue of SEMI-HOMEMADE: THE MAGAZINE rolled off the presses yesterday at the RR Donnelley plant Strasburg, Virginia, and things are about to [...]
THINGS WE HATE: Paula Deen’s Nuts
During a moment of weakness at my local grocery store, I picked up some of Paula Deen’s Handcooked Virginia PeanutsĀ with “House” seasoning. The side of the can proudly proclaims that these plump Virginia peanuts are from an old Southern recipe, and were hand-cooked and “sprinkled with Paula’s special blend of seasonings, y’all!” Right above [...]
Behind The Scenes: The New Food Network Commercial
Is it us, or is the new Food Network “pound it, kneed it, roll it, beat it, mix it, fix it, put it on a biscuit” commercial that’s on every 5 minutes really annoying? Who wrote this jingle, Dr. Seuss? Or Sunny Anderson after one too many mojitos? Sorry, but I don’t want to hear [...]
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THIS WEEK: Another tailgating weekend! Alex G's onion rings, an awful slow cooker experience, Ina & Jeffrey Garten's lame steak throwdown, Jennifer Hudson's annoying Weight Watchers commercial, Restaurant Impossible's cheap makeovers, and more.










