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Rachael Ray Is Obnoxious (Parody Of Fergie’s Glamorous)
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Our very first original video! This one’s for you, Rach.
OBNOXIOUS (Rachael Ray)
Music by Fergie, lyrics written & performed by Jillian and Michelle Madison
If you ain’t got EVOO take your broke ass home
If you ain’t got EVOO take your broke ass home
O-b-n-o-x-i-o-u-s, yeah
O-b-n-o-x-i-o-u-s
We eatin’ low class, on 40 a day
Only my doctor knows what I weigh
My nasty husband, he does what I say
‘Cause I’m obnoxious… raspy, raspy
Wear them plastic Wal-Mart rings, always overcooking things
Casseroles and onion rings, I can out-eat Paula Dean
Wear t-shirts tucked in mom jeans, biggest hips you’ve ever seen
I’m not clean, I’m not pristine, don’t wash my hands, when I touch raw meat
My food tastes worse than Taco Bell, my stoup taste like hell
I don’t care, I’m still real, no matter how many cookbooks I sell
After the show, after the sammies, I like to go pig out with the family
Sippin’, reminiscing on days when I had a waist line cause now I’m
Low class, on 40 a day
A nasty dinner, 30 minutes away
My grubby husband, he does what I say
Cause I’m obnoxious… raspy, raspy
I’m talking toxic dog food, overpriced pans
A boring daytime talk show, a lame husband
Your very own broth? What are we supposed to do with this?
How many more episodes until you’re finally through with this?
Surprise, you didn’t wash your lettuce
Chicken so raw it looks reddish
Gravy so over thickened
Robin Leach would get sickened
Eatin’ dinner all alone
Stiffing waiters here to Rome
If your olive oil ain’t imported take your broke ass home
O b n o x i o u s
O b n o x i o u s
Got Dunkin Donuts up to here, ugly earrings in my ear
Orange saute pots and all these dumb accessories
I got money in the bank and I’d really like to thank
FHM, I’d like to thank you for airbrushing me
‘Cause I remember yesterday when I dreamt about the days
When I’d say YUMMO on tv, make stoups for everyone
OH MY GRAVY, it’s delish, kill your dog with my Nutrish
I’m glad Food Network told me so, they let this Ray-Ray know
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29 Responses
Hah! Funny stuff girls!! You know I hate her husband too I can’t even watch her travels show now that he goes with her!
I used to be a fan but since the husband, the weight, the over commercialization, the talk show, well she annoys the hell out of me.
I have to go find the original version of this song now so I can better follow what you all did.
Anyway Had me L O L
i cant stop playin it the chorus is in my head very funny
rach is a skank lost respect for her when those F_H_M photos came out
motherload of LOLZ. The rap was hysterical and the sign language killed me!
BWAAAAAAAHAHAHA. This…….. made my Saturday morning. Loved it and watched it 3 times.
Did you two record that in a studio?!
So wait, are you saying you don’t like Rachael Ray?
Jusssssssstttttt when I got Fergie Glamorous out of my head!
I just about died laughing when you said “Gravy so overthickened, Robin Leach would get sickened.” Who sang what? I’m curious!
As a listener to their podcast I can tell you Michelle sang the chorus and part at end. Sounds like Jillian did the rap and main verses.
By the way, this is great my wife is going to crap her pants when she listens. She hates rayray.
Wierd Al ain’t got nothing on you two! I really liked this but then again, I can’t stand the Ratch. How about one for Sandra Lee next!
I (Jillian) did the raps, and Michelle did all the higher pitched singy stuff. We just sort of threw it together yesterday. It was a little challenging because we’re not even in the same state right now. So, Michelle recorded her vocals separately, emailed them to me, and I just mixed ‘em all together. And voila!
omg. I think i peed myself.
You girls are too freakin funny. That was excellent.
For the record, I used to like RR, but like many, she has taken it way too far and that little twerp of husband has got to go. What a fuckin goldigger he is.
I think he is part of her fall from grace. I’d love to clean his clock.
Best.song.ever.
Especially the grubby husband part (see my moniker). He’s such a manwhore.
Rofl, loved it! OBNOXIOUS truly is the best word that describes the Rancid One. Of course, fraud, frumpy and greedy come to mind too, lololol.
I love it. Just want to go somewhere I can post my opinions about that ooohhh so annoying woman. She can’t cook. Most of the time the crap looks like crap. But she just thinks she’s hot shit and Oh she is so fake and her show is ridiculous. Please tell me where i can go to vent. CANT STAND HER!!!
….The lash in my eye, and anything else that qualifies as a major irritant!!! Why the hell does this piece of vermin have fans????? I cannot stand rachael ray. She’s an attention ho, who doesn’t deserve the limelight. But hopefully it will shine bright enough, to make The Roach skitter far, far away.
That video was spot on, lmao! Whatever happened to RRSux website? Did the founder delete it under threat, or promise of payoff? I never registered, was still fun to read the comments. I’m with you Trish D, I want to know where we can go vent. I am ready to join in, because RR sucks more than evah!
We are here for your RR snarking amusement. Please stop over.
The video is fabulous and funny. But now it will be stuck in my head and it’s bedtime. Oh well! It’s worth it.
BTW click on my username for a link. Snark on.
OMG!! Great stuff gals! Hey I heard on last weeks Rachael Ray show air shows- Rachael’s Wedding rings were off… Hmmm – I wonder if she realized what a dick she married ? Any one else here anything on the missing wedding rings?
hahah love it. nice singing too
Hate her. Hate the way she talks like a kid. EVOO,sammies, kids. Bleah
This was really funny. Love to see you do one on that pipsqueak Bobby Flay. I always cheer when he loses a throwdown.
Hahaha that’s awsome, but a little harsh on the weight gain I think. Come on, she’s got to be a pretty busy woman, who’s getting older and likes to eat. Especially because she’s not exactly what I would call fat, not a great body but not fat. Obviously I hate Rachel Ray like everyone, no need to explain why as it’s been pretty thouroughly covered on this (hilarious) website, but I think making fun of her looks is not only kind of low, but not altogether true. Not everyone can look like Giada (who I think is just as ob-NOXXXXXX-i-OUSSSSSSS)
OH MY. I can’t believe I haven’t seen this yet. This is AMAZING! It just made my day. You should definitely repost this so everyone can see it.
By the way, you should make a sequel :)
OH MY. I can’t believe I haven’t seen this yet. This is AMAZING! It just made my day. You should definitely repost this so everyone can see it.
By the way, you must make a sequel!
I was sort of smirking through the whole thing and then I heard, “Kill your dog with my Nutrish,” and I laughed out loud. That was hilarious… You guys rock.
One word. STUPID. Rachel is awesome and you are idiots. The next time you want to feel superior to RR, compare your paycheck with hers. F’ing losers.
haha looved it! but (and I’m only saying this because it’s true,) Nutrish the dog food actually does have pretty good ingrediants compared to beneful and purina.
Even if you don’t care for RR, how can a person(s) be so mean-spirited?? I’d venture to say that most don’t personally know her and it would be interesting to see how many that have commented are much heavier than RR! Ha!
Great job and really funny! To Jimmy, you’re the one who is stupid and why don’t you compare YOUR paycheck to hers! Just because she has more money doesn’t make her superior to others. To Mimi, if RR has a problem with what anybody has to say, well too fucking bad. You don’t have to know somebody to make a comment, in that case you can’t say she is nice because you don’t know her, so sit the fuck down.