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Mosaic Of Rachael Ray Made Out Of PASTA
Posted on January 14th 2009 by Jillian Madison

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This fetching little portrait of Rachael Ray was created by Jason Mecier, an artist who makes mosaics out of unconventional items. Rachael’s portrait was made entirely out of pasta, beans, and peanuts. Oddly enough, I made mosaics out of those ingredients too… when I was in THIRD GRADE ART CLASS.

Unfortunately, Chef Boyardee could not be reached for comment.

The bad news? Children in Africa starved so this pasta art could be created!

The good news? If you get hungry, you can crumble Rachael up and throw her into a pot of boiling water, and then coat her with a little EVOO for a tasty and satisfying meal that’s ready in 30 minutes or less.

Bottom line: NOW WE’VE SEEN IT ALL. What’s next? A bust of Giada made entirely out of dentures?


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---If Rachael Ray Were President…
---Warning: Rachael Ray Teakettles May SPRAY HOT WATER ALL OVER YOUR FACE

    5 Responses

  1. Feikhal Madhur says:
    January 14, 2009 at 3:24 pm

    Are you saying Rachael has a big bottom half ? Over the years she certainly has gained a few pounds but that can happen easily when you travel so much and food is part of it.

    I think her grubby little husband like her heavier so no other men will look at her. That guy is creepy.

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  2. Hamdi says:
    January 14, 2009 at 3:53 pm

    lol her hubbo is freaky.

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  3. alexis-sunshine says:
    January 14, 2009 at 4:42 pm

    Rachel is pretty hippy from the waist down. The artist might have had to switch to linguini.

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  4. FROG LEGS says:
    September 19, 2009 at 9:36 pm

    It’s just BEAUTIFUL! Snif.

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  5. Marthaa says:
    March 31, 2010 at 1:10 pm

    You people are pathetic. It’s art.. give me a break. She’s beautiful and a famous star because of her show. Jealousy is the best compliment.

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