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Ridiculous Food Network Product Of The Week: Paula Deen Eyeglasses
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HEY Y’ALL, are your eyes old and tired? Do you have trouble reading how many tablespoons of butter that Paula Deen breakfast cereal recipe calls for? Well stop frettin’ and just get yourself a pair of Paula Deen’s reading glasses! They come in varying strengths, and… wait for it… they have real Swarovski crystals y’all! It just keeps gettin’ better!
Seriously though, these beauties are proof Food Network “stars” should stick to hawking food-related products. Paula Deen reading glasses? Have we died and gone to tacky heaven? Phyllis Diller wouldn’t even have touched these things! Somebody tell Ms. Deen that pink, studded eyeglasses don’t scream quirky and cute… they scream “I’m showing warning signs of dementia.”
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12 Responses
It is ridiculous what people will buy. She puts on a pair of glasses, and people flock to them like sheep.
Here in France, we tend to idolize real chefs, not home cooks with suspect cooking skills. And to idolize her enough to buy eyeglasses just shows you why your country is in the toilette.
Your Food TV channel is the laughing stock in Europe. You call some of those people chefs ?
Great something else France can laugh at us for, just what we need.
I’m not surprised Europe is laughing at the Food Network, considering all of us in America are laughing at it too.
These glasses really, really take the cake for me. Paula Deen is a celebrity chef with average cooking skills. She has no business selling glasses. And I just saw on her website “SHE HAS RUGS, Y’ALL!” Glasses and rugs?! Some people would call that smart. I just call it greedy.
Genevieve is right about how Frenchmen (and probably the rest of Europe) view FN. In America, our chefs (NOT the televised ones) are either unknown or only visible in culinary circles.
Didn’t this woman go on QVC to sell buttercream cakes ?
WTF is the matter with this country if someone would find a need to pick up the phone, order a cake at $30.00 or so, have it shipped to them a wek later, and actually enjoy it .
I’m moving to Europe where things are more civilized.
Mike, not only does she sell butter cream cakes on QVC, she also hawks all sorts of pies and cakes from her website. Nothing says “delicious” like a 4 day old Pecan Pie.
Personally, I don’t give a fig about what the French like or don’t like.
Secondly, Pauler Deen is just another ugly example of the old PT Barnum expression that there’s a fool born every minute. And they’re probably wearing these tacky eye glasses (making them an easy target).
I have loved witnessing Paula Deen transmogrify before our eyes.
I wonder how much that smile cost her ?
Since when did Paula Deen think she had Martha Stewart merchandizing power with the lineup of crap she tries to sell ?
Ever look at the shit this woman sells ? I would be afraid to be caught buying one of her products for fear of being labelled low class.
wha? these are just some eyeglasses with tacky sequins glued all over them, Paula truly has lost it why can’t she just be satisfied with slathering lard and butter on various things?
Hey, leave Paula alone. She can sell anything her heart desires. Jealously won’t get anyone anywhere. She is a great cook. Just because she is from the south don’t be putting her down. I f you don’t like her, don’t watch her. If she had a pair of frames that I like, I would buy them. Say something nice ok? Put more love out there for everyone.