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Semi-Homemage Magazine – IT’S COMING! SAVE YOURSELVES!
Posted on January 9th 2009 by Jillian Madison

semihomemade magazineIf you experienced nightmares, insomnia, or restless leg syndrome last night, it may very well be because you sensed a terror is about to be bestowed upon the world. That’s right… the first issue of SEMI-HOMEMADE: THE MAGAZINE rolled off the presses yesterday at the RR Donnelley plant Strasburg, Virginia, and things are about to get ugly.

Sandra Lee said “hearts flew out of her body”  the first time she flipped through the pages of her new magazine. However, she failed to mention the vanilla vodka that probably “flew out of her body” earlier that morning.

According to publisher Hoffman Media, the bi-monthly Sandra Lee Semi-Homemade will focus on “culinary and lifestyle solutions for those who want to stretch their time and resources while enriching their home life. It will contain perforated recipe cards, and many of its decorating ideas use everyday items that can be found at Wal-Mart, Target, JCPenney or Costco.”

Subscriptions will cost $19.98 for 6 issues – why, that’s a Semi-Homemade bargain of just $3.33/issue! My guess? The magazine will be 70% awful, 30% unreadable, but your mileage may vary.


Other posts on Food Network Humor:

---Top 5 Most WTF Things In Sandra Lee’s Semi-Homemade Magazine [Sept 2010]
---A Closer Look At A Semi-Homemade Show Intro
---Semi-Homemade Icing
---CAPTION THIS: Semi-Homemade Eating Light Episode
---FIRST LOOK: Upcoming Semi-Homemade “Homecoming Tailgate” Episode

    2 Responses

  1. Brucey says:
    January 9, 2009 at 1:12 pm

    Enough is enough already. I guess this is just another flaky magazine that allows Hormel and Kraft to sell their processed foods to the ignorant.

    Maybe Sandra will show some skin.

    Reply
  2. Gypsie Rose says:
    March 28, 2010 at 11:43 pm

    She has a HUGE effin head and be ass teefuses

    Reply

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