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Aaron McCargo Jr, General: Food Network »

Shane Lyons on Big Daddy’s Kitchen
Posted on January 18th 2009 by Jillian Madison

SHANE LYONS WANTS TO BE KNOWN AS “LITTLE BISCUIT.”
SPREAD THE WORD.

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(…and don’t hesitate to make fun of these DWEEBS in the comments.)



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    17 Responses

  1. Shane's Ex says:

    LITTLE is right.

    • Devil Dog Church says:

      your an ex you would say something like that, very clever, you must of liked him enough for you to prove to the world that you were his ex,

  2. Mel says:

    I saw this episode today! Aaron made sloppy joe’s with FILET MIGNON, and sat there laughing at his own jokes. Give me a flippin’ break.

  3. Neo says:

    Little Biscuit is the worst nickname I’ve ever heard. Which one of those two brain damaged morons came up with that? I agree with Mel, I can not stand the sound of Aaron McCargo laughing at himself every 4 seconds. Get a grip dude, you’re not funny. And Shane Lyons is a dork.

  4. jenna says:

    I think it’s so funny how much you clearly dislike Aaron Mccargo because I feel the same way (I just read the Season 4 Next Food Network Stars recaps you guys wrote on Pophangover, hysterical). I feel exactly the same way. I have not and will not watch one episode of Big Daddy.

    Little Biscuit? Um, the guy from Ally McBeal called, he wants his nickname back.

  5. Alexis says:

    These 2 deserve each other. And not in a good way.

  6. Jules says:

    lol love the comment from the ex

  7. Jenna says:

    “Little Biscuit”???? WTF??
    And WHY filet? SO over-rated, so not great on taste.

  8. Scoobie-Doobie-Doo says:

    Is this show so bad that FN is drawing the losers back to help the “winner” (cough,cough)?

    Stick a fork in McCargoo. He’s done. Finished. Over and out.

  9. Perry Neeham says:

    Giving yourself a nickname is pretty sad. Especially an assinine name like Little Biscuit. You have to be given an nickname you shitstain.By someone else.

    Say, I wonder if he still lists his occupation as “personal chef”? Which means “unemployed” right ?

  10. Cuisineboy1975 says:

    I have no desire to watch Big Daddy’s House or any of their new shows. All personality and no instruction on how to make good food.

  11. yhate says:

    lol @ all u haters…. taking the time out of your day to hate on this guy because he is doing better than you all

  12. D. says:

    I agree with YHATE. Don’t hate on Bid Daddy because he is makin it. I am proud of him and I am glad he won!! As for “Little Biscuit” well, taggin along isn’t bad either. He’s still makin money…lol

  13. Olive Loahf says:

    Aaron McCargo…Home Depot called and they want those door knockers hanging on your ears back. Little Biscuit & Aaron McCargo…Ebony & Ivory (soap on a rope)

  14. Thom Stilton says:

    I’m not hating on Aaron McCargo. I along with millions of others wonder why he is on Food Network .Watching him is painful. Once you get by the ebonics, it’s obvious this guy is not a real chef but a guy who like to cook.

    He lacks the basic knowledge most other FN ” chefs” have. And that isn’t saying much.

    I yr ago he didn’t know what a chipotle was. He can’t distingiush between a relish, chutney or pesto. He constantly keeps mixing then up.

    That and most of what he makes wouldn’t end up on the majority of Americans dining tables.

    I am not fully sure if he is completely literate.

  15. Devil Dog Church says:

    Little Biscut or not he will always be Shane Lyones for the Springs, playing dodge ball and hitting on Terry Coin. If hes a “dweeb” then so be it, I’ll be a dweeb with him. Shane is a good person with a good heart, he knows how to cook, can prove it, hes been in movies, shows, magizens, worked in some amazing resturants, ive been to a few of them, wonderful. Ive known him since the third grade in Mr. Neff’s class, I have never known him to ever earn disrespect from anyone, so screw you fucks. Little Biscut is the shit!

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