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Dude, where did you get 2 1/4 inches from ? That woman’s cakehole measures at least 5 3/8 ” easy, corner to corner.
Yeah I think its got to be closer to 5
You guys are right. Post updated.
I’d hate to see 10 inches!
You’d need a bigger TV for 10 inches.
I can not watch this woman! Every 4th word is over pronounced and over annunciated and it is intolerable to me. I change the channel immediately. I do not see the public’s fascination with her either. I do not think she is beautiful and her recipes are so basic that my 4 year old could make them.
pan-CHAY-tah!
I used to watch Giada’s show a lot but I soon realized that her recipes are what you would normally see in a spa as opposed to a restaurant or even whipped up by an ordinary home cook. She relies too much on pancetta, Nutella, and mascarpone. You can also see that her knowledge of regional Italian cooking is very limited. I’m also seeing this pattern among other FN hosts as well. It’s almost to where the powers-that-be at FN (a/k/a Bob & Susie & Co.) want the food presented to be as simple and cookie-cutter as possible so that the dolts watching the shows won’t wrack their brains recreating any recipes that might take too much time in the kitchen along with attention to preparation.
I agree with your observation re: the Food Network but why call names? (dolts) Why are we so quick to insult others and consider ourselves superior. Humility is to make a right estimate of one’s self, are we really as superior as we may think we are?
That is not what I would want to measure!
She can cram a ton of pancheeta, spagheeeti, moezare—eela into that hole of hers.
That is not a smile, it’s a grimace.
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