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Best Of FNH, Giada De Laurentiis »

the Giada De Laurentiis Smile-Meter
Posted on January 9th 2009 by Jillian Madison

    12 Responses

  1. Brucey says:

    Dude, where did you get 2 1/4 inches from ? That woman’s cakehole measures at least 5 3/8 ” easy, corner to corner.

  2. Hamdi says:

    Yeah I think its got to be closer to 5

  3. Food Network Humor Staff says:

    You guys are right. Post updated.

  4. 4 babies home says:

    I’d hate to see 10 inches!

  5. Jack says:

    You’d need a bigger TV for 10 inches.

  6. Camaroon says:

    I can not watch this woman! Every 4th word is over pronounced and over annunciated and it is intolerable to me. I change the channel immediately. I do not see the public’s fascination with her either. I do not think she is beautiful and her recipes are so basic that my 4 year old could make them.

  7. Cuisineboy1975 says:

    I used to watch Giada’s show a lot but I soon realized that her recipes are what you would normally see in a spa as opposed to a restaurant or even whipped up by an ordinary home cook. She relies too much on pancetta, Nutella, and mascarpone. You can also see that her knowledge of regional Italian cooking is very limited. I’m also seeing this pattern among other FN hosts as well. It’s almost to where the powers-that-be at FN (a/k/a Bob & Susie & Co.) want the food presented to be as simple and cookie-cutter as possible so that the dolts watching the shows won’t wrack their brains recreating any recipes that might take too much time in the kitchen along with attention to preparation.

  8. john says:

    That is not what I would want to measure!

  9. Kyle says:

    She can cram a ton of pancheeta, spagheeeti, moezare—eela into that hole of hers.

  10. David Joseph says:

    That is not a smile, it’s a grimace.

  11. [...] a friend at work told me about this recipe, I was sold. I love goat cheese, butternut squash, Giada’s crazy smile and was in the mood for pasta. I actually had most of the ingredients on hand, except for the goat [...]

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