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The Guy Fieri Doucheometer
Posted on January 27th 2009 by Jillian Madison

We all know Guy Fieri is a douche. Sometimes, he is a bigger douch than others. Due to this unpredictability, we’ve come up with a handy Guy Fieri Doucheometer that scientifically measures the level of douche in each photograph. Enjoy.

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    20 Responses

  1. Fooddude says:
    January 27, 2009 at 12:44 pm

    Why is is always throwing crap at the camera, pointing, and smiling hard core.

    If he just turned it down a notch or seven I would like the guy.

    oh and, No more pinky rings

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  2. April March says:
    January 27, 2009 at 3:49 pm

    ROTFLMAO!!

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  3. Jenna says:
    January 27, 2009 at 5:02 pm

    More fantabulousness! Really, if he did just turn it down a bit, I could watch the dude for more than 1.2 minutes.

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  4. alex says:
    January 27, 2009 at 5:35 pm

    HA! This was hysterical. That last picture is off the charts douchey. It’s the ‘pointing finger’ that really sealed the deal for me.

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  5. Devin says:
    January 27, 2009 at 5:39 pm

    ew, he is so gross, can you imagine what he’d look like without that pube beard? even more douchy.

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  6. kendall says:
    January 27, 2009 at 5:40 pm

    devin i agree, –and why hasnt anyone said: bleaching your hair like that is so 1999! i mean so disgusting and bottom feeder like.

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  7. little lentil says:
    January 27, 2009 at 5:41 pm

    and his cheap gas station sunglasses.

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  8. Inneugo says:
    January 27, 2009 at 5:42 pm

    He is nasty, I think he was born in ATLANTIC CITY. I mean the rings, the bracelets, what is he waiting for a starring role in CASINO 2?

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  9. Mike in Detroit says:
    January 27, 2009 at 6:24 pm

    In small doses, the guy is OK .His interaction with the people on DDDs is genuine and makes the program what it is.

    Other than that, this clown calls himself a chef and that is not right.

    Not sure if he is a douche or not, but highly annoying at times yes.

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  10. Mike in Detroit says:
    January 27, 2009 at 6:34 pm

    Someone should tell this guy that it is so unpolite and boorish to talk with your mouth full. I get “taking the huge bite of stuff thing” but seeing all the swish inside his mouth is nauseating.

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  11. Dora says:
    January 27, 2009 at 11:42 pm

    Any takers on the WORST Fieri picture? Check out http://www.foodnetwork.com/guys-giveaway-sweeps/package/index.html

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  12. Food Network Humor Staff says:
    January 27, 2009 at 11:53 pm

    Wow. Dora… that picture is priceless. Great find. His nose! What happened to it?! He looks like Marsha Brady after she got hit in the nose with that football.

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  13. April March says:
    January 28, 2009 at 8:56 am

    I checked out the picture. To me, it looks like he just passed gas and can’t decide if he finds it offensive or heavenly.

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  14. shadowed~comedienne says:
    January 29, 2009 at 5:37 pm

    No offense to anyone, but he looks like he’s trying to be asian in that picture.

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  15. Dora says:
    January 29, 2009 at 8:46 pm

    Yeah, you liked? Ok, here’s another one. But I warn you, it’s practically pornographic – http://streeter.tumblr.com/post/56556479/guy-fieri-revealed#disqus_thread
    Kinda like a train wreck – I wanna look away … but somehow … I … just … can’t ….

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  16. Food Network Humor Staff says:
    January 30, 2009 at 11:21 am

    Dora……….
    I’m totally using that last photo for the next edition of the Guy Fieri Doucheometer. Oh my eyes!
    -Jill

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  17. pwkwsfi says:
    February 1, 2009 at 12:33 am

    I tried to make a Guy XBL Avatar. The wardrobe was uncooperative (no tee under bowling shirt top or sunglasses perched on head), but the rest wasn’t too difficult. What do you think?

    http://avatar.xboxlive.com/avatar/PWKWSFI/avatar-body.png

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  18. Lana says:
    February 1, 2009 at 12:21 pm

    Hey pwkwsfi, pretty good!

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  19. woodoo says:
    November 23, 2009 at 1:07 pm

    i hate this guy so much. him, sandra lee, paula dean and rachael ray…the axis of evil. theyre destroying the culinary world. guy is actually going on a tour…i cant fucking believe it…hes going to cook his uninspired, overseasoned slop in front of thousands of people, with musical performances to boot.

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  20. James Damion says:
    December 15, 2010 at 1:55 am

    I think he was kicked out of the Insane Clown Posse for looking too ridiculous. I wouldn’t let that douche near my dogs food.

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