The Guy Fieri Doucheometer

We all know Guy Fieri is a douche. Sometimes, he is a bigger douch than others. Due to this unpredictability, we’ve come up with a handy Guy Fieri Doucheometer that scientifically measures the level of douche in each photograph. Enjoy.

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1. Fooddude

   January 27th, 2009

   Why is is always throwing crap at the camera, pointing, and smiling hard core.

   If he just turned it down a notch or seven I would like the guy.

   oh and, No more pinky rings

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2. April March

   January 27th, 2009

   ROTFLMAO!!

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3. Jenna

   January 27th, 2009

   More fantabulousness! Really, if he did just turn it down a bit, I could watch the dude for more than 1.2 minutes.

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4. alex

   January 27th, 2009

   HA! This was hysterical. That last picture is off the charts douchey. It’s the ‘pointing finger’ that really sealed the deal for me.

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5. Devin

   January 27th, 2009

   ew, he is so gross, can you imagine what he’d look like without that pube beard? even more douchy.

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6. kendall

   January 27th, 2009

   devin i agree, –and why hasnt anyone said: bleaching your hair like that is so 1999! i mean so disgusting and bottom feeder like.

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7. little lentil

   January 27th, 2009

   and his cheap gas station sunglasses.

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8. Inneugo

   January 27th, 2009

   He is nasty, I think he was born in ATLANTIC CITY. I mean the rings, the bracelets, what is he waiting for a starring role in CASINO 2?

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9. Mike in Detroit

   January 27th, 2009

   In small doses, the guy is OK .His interaction with the people on DDDs is genuine and makes the program what it is.

   Other than that, this clown calls himself a chef and that is not right.

   Not sure if he is a douche or not, but highly annoying at times yes.

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10. Mike in Detroit

    January 27th, 2009

    Someone should tell this guy that it is so unpolite and boorish to talk with your mouth full. I get “taking the huge bite of stuff thing” but seeing all the swish inside his mouth is nauseating.

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11. Dora

    January 27th, 2009

    Any takers on the WORST Fieri picture? Check out http://www.foodnetwork.com/guys-giveaway-sweeps/package/index.html

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12. Jillian Madison

    January 27th, 2009

    Wow. Dora… that picture is priceless. Great find. His nose! What happened to it?! He looks like Marsha Brady after she got hit in the nose with that football.

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13. April March

    January 28th, 2009

    I checked out the picture. To me, it looks like he just passed gas and can’t decide if he finds it offensive or heavenly.

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14. shadowed~comedienne

    January 29th, 2009

    No offense to anyone, but he looks like he’s trying to be asian in that picture.

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15. Dora

    January 29th, 2009

    Yeah, you liked? Ok, here’s another one. But I warn you, it’s practically pornographic – http://streeter.tumblr.com/post/56556479/guy-fieri-revealed#disqus_thread
    Kinda like a train wreck – I wanna look away … but somehow … I … just … can’t ….

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16. Jillian Madison

    January 30th, 2009

    Dora……….
    I’m totally using that last photo for the next edition of the Guy Fieri Doucheometer. Oh my eyes!
    -Jill

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17. pwkwsfi

    February 1st, 2009

    I tried to make a Guy XBL Avatar. The wardrobe was uncooperative (no tee under bowling shirt top or sunglasses perched on head), but the rest wasn’t too difficult. What do you think?

    http://avatar.xboxlive.com/avatar/PWKWSFI/avatar-body.png

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18. Lana

    February 1st, 2009

    Hey pwkwsfi, pretty good!

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19. woodoo

    November 23rd, 2009

    i hate this guy so much. him, sandra lee, paula dean and rachael ray…the axis of evil. theyre destroying the culinary world. guy is actually going on a tour…i cant fucking believe it…hes going to cook his uninspired, overseasoned slop in front of thousands of people, with musical performances to boot.

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