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The Guy Fieri Doucheometer

Published on: January 27, 2009 – 12:14 pm by Jillian Madison Comment

We all know Guy Fieri is a douche. Sometimes, he is a bigger douch than others. Due to this unpredictability, we’ve come up with a handy Guy Fieri Doucheometer that scientifically measures the level of douche in each photograph. Enjoy.

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  1. Fooddude
    January 27th, 2009

    Why is is always throwing crap at the camera, pointing, and smiling hard core.

    If he just turned it down a notch or seven I would like the guy.

    oh and, No more pinky rings

  2. April March
    January 27th, 2009

    ROTFLMAO!!

  3. Jenna
    January 27th, 2009

    More fantabulousness! Really, if he did just turn it down a bit, I could watch the dude for more than 1.2 minutes.

  4. alex
    January 27th, 2009

    HA! This was hysterical. That last picture is off the charts douchey. It’s the ‘pointing finger’ that really sealed the deal for me.

  5. Devin
    January 27th, 2009

    ew, he is so gross, can you imagine what he’d look like without that pube beard? even more douchy.

  6. kendall
    January 27th, 2009

    devin i agree, –and why hasnt anyone said: bleaching your hair like that is so 1999! i mean so disgusting and bottom feeder like.

  7. little lentil
    January 27th, 2009

    and his cheap gas station sunglasses.

  8. Inneugo
    January 27th, 2009

    He is nasty, I think he was born in ATLANTIC CITY. I mean the rings, the bracelets, what is he waiting for a starring role in CASINO 2?

  9. Mike in Detroit
    January 27th, 2009

    In small doses, the guy is OK .His interaction with the people on DDDs is genuine and makes the program what it is.

    Other than that, this clown calls himself a chef and that is not right.

    Not sure if he is a douche or not, but highly annoying at times yes.

  10. Mike in Detroit
    January 27th, 2009

    Someone should tell this guy that it is so unpolite and boorish to talk with your mouth full. I get “taking the huge bite of stuff thing” but seeing all the swish inside his mouth is nauseating.

  11. Dora
  12. January 27th, 2009

    Wow. Dora… that picture is priceless. Great find. His nose! What happened to it?! He looks like Marsha Brady after she got hit in the nose with that football.

  13. April March
    January 28th, 2009

    I checked out the picture. To me, it looks like he just passed gas and can’t decide if he finds it offensive or heavenly.

  14. shadowed~comedienne
    January 29th, 2009

    No offense to anyone, but he looks like he’s trying to be asian in that picture.

  15. Dora
    January 29th, 2009

    Yeah, you liked? Ok, here’s another one. But I warn you, it’s practically pornographic – http://streeter.tumblr.com/post/56556479/guy-fieri-revealed#disqus_thread
    Kinda like a train wreck – I wanna look away … but somehow … I … just … can’t ….

  16. January 30th, 2009

    Dora……….
    I’m totally using that last photo for the next edition of the Guy Fieri Doucheometer. Oh my eyes!
    -Jill

  17. February 1st, 2009

    I tried to make a Guy XBL Avatar. The wardrobe was uncooperative (no tee under bowling shirt top or sunglasses perched on head), but the rest wasn’t too difficult. What do you think?

    http://avatar.xboxlive.com/avatar/PWKWSFI/avatar-body.png

  18. Lana
    February 1st, 2009

    Hey pwkwsfi, pretty good!

  19. woodoo
    November 23rd, 2009

    i hate this guy so much. him, sandra lee, paula dean and rachael ray…the axis of evil. theyre destroying the culinary world. guy is actually going on a tour…i cant fucking believe it…hes going to cook his uninspired, overseasoned slop in front of thousands of people, with musical performances to boot.

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