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THREE CAPTIONS: Sandra Lee Edition
Published on: January 17, 2009 – 1:34 pm by Jillian Madison 
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Here’s what we thought:
1) “I bought this cake at Carvel and topped it with some Cool Whip that I put food coloring in!”
2) “I’m Sandra Lee, and welcome to my new show SEMI-HUMAN. This week, we’ll be cookin—” System meltdown. Shutting down. Malfunction!
3) “I knew I shouldn’t have Semi-Stolen one of Aaron McCargo’s recipes – this tastes revolting.”
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”’I wonder if Sandy Duncan knows I secretly replaced her glass eye with a semi-homemade marshmellow peep; NOW THE GLASS EYE IS MINE!”’
“Can you please remove your hand from underneath my skirt. People are watching you dodo”.
Heard from off camera (SANDRA the set of Dynasty called, they want their hairspray back)
“oh god, i think some of the Romanian sea glass from my tablescape got in this”
FYI, this was the episode where she unveiled her famous Kwanzaa cake.
Say what you must about the Kwanzaa cake, but that thing was just so atrociously horrible sounding that my girls and I have decided to make it part of our tradition each year. Corn nuts, apple pie filling, and pumpkin seeds… just doesn’t get much tastier than THAT!
Stop the cameras, I’m gonna HURL!!!!!!!
That “cake” has now been rebranded as “Fall Harvest Cake”, as per Sandra Lee’s FN website (when it was posted there back around Thanksgiving).
“Oh dear, I did NOT intend to actually swallow that.”
“I just realized the cake doesnt match the chotchkes on my kitchen counter!”
“I forgot I’m allergic to the combination of corn nuts and tacky candles in a storebought cake!”
Yea the old swallow excuse
WHITE TRASH…Don’t call me that
“Omigawd! I had no idea it would go through me that fast!”