Archives for "February, 2009"
Ridiculous Food Network Product Of The Week: Guy Fieri Sweatbands
Did you know Guy Fieri has an entire “Knuckle Sandwich” product line? Yes indeed! Guy “the tool” Fieri is currently hawking tacky t-shirts, aprons, bandanas, and hats with his ugly Knuckle Sandwich logo emblazoned on them. While the t-shirts are indeed hideous, the most ridiculous product is the Knuckle Sandwich SWEATBAND: a pilly, dirty looking [...]
Mentally Ill Rapists and Murderers Love Rachael Ray (Seriously)
Tamms, Illinois’ only Super-Max prison, is home to the state’s most dangerous criminals. Many of the prisoners there spend at least 23 hours a day in solitary confinement because of the heinousness of their crimes. The most “severely mentally ill” inmates are housed in a unit called J-Pod, a place more hellish than any prison [...]
Rejected Food Network Crayon Colors
1. ALTON BROWN: the perfect shade to color coffee, steaks, and sausages. . . 2. ANOTHER SUNNY FLAY: inspired by the lovely orange color of Bobby Flay’s hair when he spends too long in the sun. . . 3. GREEN GARTEN: finally, a shade that perfectly captures the essence of a perfectly ripe zucchini. . [...]
OPEN THREAD: What Do You Want To See On FNH?
Can you believe it – Food Network Humor is already two months old! Time sure flies when you’re making fun of Rachael Ray. Thanks to everyone who has helped spread the word about the site. It’s been a great ride thus far. Now, we want to expand and improve. We ultimately want to become the [...]
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THIS WEEK: Another tailgating weekend! Alex G's onion rings, an awful slow cooker experience, Ina & Jeffrey Garten's lame steak throwdown, Jennifer Hudson's annoying Weight Watchers commercial, Restaurant Impossible's cheap makeovers, and more.










