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10 Funny Food Names To Make Your Inner 12 Year Old Laugh
Posted by Jillian Madison

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  1. leah says:

    There is a product made by Heinz called Spotted Dick. It is a sponge pudding. Every time my husband and I go grocery shopping, we always look for it and threaten to buy it and send it to someone. We also found a product in the condiment aisle called Beaver Mustard. We haven’t seen it in quite a while. When we did see it, My husband would ask the me, Hey Hun, do you want to put some mustard on your beaver? Anything we can do to help make grocery shopping fun…

  2. bananas says:

    Haha! Yeah, ya don’t have to go very far to find funny stuff in food advertising … ding dong’s? ho-ho’s? tootsie pops – how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? “Lays” potato chips: No one can eat just one. Mr. Goodbar, whopper(s), snowballs, honey buns, hot pockets, snappy tarts, big hunk, butterball (turkeys)? Finger lickin’ good! Mmm, I’m Lovin’ It ….

  3. bananas says:

    … saw a sign in a storefront window once … “Have you eaten your honey today?” I about fell over laughing

  4. IsisRaen says:

    There’s a lot of cock in these pictures…

  5. Voula says:

    You girls have one track minds. Are you getting any ?

  6. Bee says:

    Spotted Dick is a pudding they eat primarily in England. It’s been around forever. I’m sure little boys have been giggling about it for centuries.

    I am going to have to investigate where to buy Cock Macaroni, so I can give it as a favor at my wedding.

  7. manny says:

    one track minds, something called mini dick, cock, or pussi is pretty one track to anyone with a sense of humor.

    funny stuff ladies

  8. Lisa says:

    Thanks for a great laugh!

  9. Rodney says:

    Beaver Mustard is actually really good stuff! (Seriously!)

  10. Kevin says:

    this did make the 12 year old in me laugh. LMAO. if you do not laugh at a bag of rolls called jussi pussi there is something seriously wrong with you

  11. Never thought of Mini Dickmanns like that but I sure could go for a Dickmann right now – or any time…

  12. Oh, I forgot to mention that they are filled with gooey white cream – like some extra fluffy marshmellow fluff…

  13. Nick P says:

    I once saw a brand of french chocolate serial named “choco crack”.

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