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10 Funny Food Names To Make Your Inner 12 Year Old Laugh
Posted on February 19th 2009 by Jillian Madison

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foods and beverages with funny names

foods and beverages with funny names

foods and beverages with funny names

foods and beverages with funny names

foods and beverages with funny names

foods and beverages with funny names

foods and beverages with funny names

foods and beverages with funny names

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    19 Responses

  1. leah says:
    February 19, 2009 at 2:26 am

    There is a product made by Heinz called Spotted Dick. It is a sponge pudding. Every time my husband and I go grocery shopping, we always look for it and threaten to buy it and send it to someone. We also found a product in the condiment aisle called Beaver Mustard. We haven’t seen it in quite a while. When we did see it, My husband would ask the me, Hey Hun, do you want to put some mustard on your beaver? Anything we can do to help make grocery shopping fun…

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  2. bananas says:
    February 19, 2009 at 5:15 am

    Haha! Yeah, ya don’t have to go very far to find funny stuff in food advertising … ding dong’s? ho-ho’s? tootsie pops – how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? “Lays” potato chips: No one can eat just one. Mr. Goodbar, whopper(s), snowballs, honey buns, hot pockets, snappy tarts, big hunk, butterball (turkeys)? Finger lickin’ good! Mmm, I’m Lovin’ It ….

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  3. bananas says:
    February 19, 2009 at 5:17 am

    … saw a sign in a storefront window once … “Have you eaten your honey today?” I about fell over laughing

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  4. IsisRaen says:
    February 19, 2009 at 8:20 am

    There’s a lot of cock in these pictures…

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  5. Voula says:
    February 19, 2009 at 11:21 am

    You girls have one track minds. Are you getting any ?

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  6. Bee says:
    February 19, 2009 at 12:35 pm

    Spotted Dick is a pudding they eat primarily in England. It’s been around forever. I’m sure little boys have been giggling about it for centuries.

    I am going to have to investigate where to buy Cock Macaroni, so I can give it as a favor at my wedding.

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  7. manny says:
    February 19, 2009 at 1:29 pm

    one track minds, something called mini dick, cock, or pussi is pretty one track to anyone with a sense of humor.

    funny stuff ladies

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  8. Lisa says:
    February 19, 2009 at 9:28 pm

    Thanks for a great laugh!

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  9. Rodney says:
    February 19, 2009 at 10:46 pm

    Beaver Mustard is actually really good stuff! (Seriously!)

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  10. Kevin says:
    February 21, 2009 at 11:19 am

    this did make the 12 year old in me laugh. LMAO. if you do not laugh at a bag of rolls called jussi pussi there is something seriously wrong with you

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  11. Susanne Aldridge III says:
    June 5, 2009 at 8:06 am

    Never thought of Mini Dickmanns like that but I sure could go for a Dickmann right now – or any time…

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  12. Susanne Aldridge III says:
    June 5, 2009 at 8:08 am

    Oh, I forgot to mention that they are filled with gooey white cream – like some extra fluffy marshmellow fluff…

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  13. Nick P says:
    December 22, 2009 at 5:55 am

    I once saw a brand of french chocolate serial named “choco crack”.

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