This was an actual e-mail we received over the weekend:

Subject: sandra lee- four layer chocolate cake she made on the home coming show
Message: I missed the start of the preparations. need to know about the frosting, ect. thank you

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Our reply:

Dear Sandra Lee fan,

We’d be glad to give you the russipe for the Sandra Lee 4-layer chocolate cake. It’s super super simple and super super delicious and you can make it ruhhhlly easily, with things you have in your own pantry!

Step 1: Go to the store and buy 4 chocolate cakes with frosting already applied.
Step 2: Return home and pile the cakes on top of each other.
Step 3: Sprinkle powdered sugar on top of it.
Step 4: Get drunk.

And that’s it! You’ve just made a 4-layer cake the semi-homemade way. Hope that helps.

Enjoy!

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