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Food Network Humor Search Terms
Posted on February 23rd 2009 by Jillian Madison

(Editor’s note: Every week, we’ll post the funniest (or most unusual) google search terms that led people here to Food Network Humor. Hopefully, it will be a hysterical, insightful peek into the psyche of the average Food Network fan.)

FNH SEARCH TERMS FOR THE WEEK OF 2/15/09

Search Term: “guy fieri is disgusting”
Our Reply: INDEED!

Search Term: “how much does duff goldman make”
Our Reply: Unfortunately, not enough to get off our televisions and move to Guam.

Search Term: “sandra lee unhealthy”
Our Reply: Her food or her body? We say both.

Search Term: “jeff corwin knows about food?”
Our Reply: No. Jeff Corwin knows 5 adjectives to describe food (“savory! sweet! clean! sour! fresh!”) that the Food Network producers taught him before they filmed the first episode. And that’s about it.

Search Term: “was down home with the neelys cancelled”
Our Reply: We wish. But alas, no. It’s still on the air.

Search Term: “fag hag food network”
Our Reply: Um, we think you might be looking for another Food Network website…

Search Term: “rachel ray is low class”
Our Reply: (giggling)

Search Term: “rachael ray embarrassing husband”
Our Reply: He is embarrassing. And dirty looking.

Search Term: “i despise sandra lee”
Our Reply: You’re in good company.

Search Term: “best places to eat rachel ray”
Our Reply: Ew. Just, ew.


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    2 Responses

  1. Automne says:
    February 23, 2009 at 9:52 pm

    That last one made me do that thing where you go “Ewwwww,” while laughing hysterically.

    I think that’s a sign of insanity.

    Reply
  2. April March says:
    February 24, 2009 at 7:46 am

    I think this might become my favorite recurring feature on this website. Every time I need a good laugh, I’m going to pull one of these ‘FNH Search Terms’ articles up and LMAO!

    Reply

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