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If Rachael Ray Had Her Own Private Island…
Posted on February 9th 2009 by Jillian Madison

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    7 Responses

  1. IsisRaen says:
    February 9, 2009 at 1:38 pm

    haha – what about Stoup Bay?

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  2. Haylie says:
    February 9, 2009 at 6:06 pm

    LOL – I’d go there — sounds like a blast!!!

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  3. Jim says:
    February 9, 2009 at 8:16 pm

    Does this mean – Rachael’s loser husband (Mr. Ray) actually has a freakin job in the Hobo Bar..??? And if that’s so – perhaps Rachael is on Isaboo Cay – f’n her brains out – while hubby works for a change!!!!! LOL

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  4. sandranotlee says:
    February 9, 2009 at 11:55 pm

    Maybe he tends the peeonme gardens.

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  5. Genie says:
    February 10, 2009 at 11:08 am

    Peeonme… LOL – but I thought it was spitonme gardens – just plain gross! Why Rachael — just why…????

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  6. mr_rayray says:
    February 12, 2009 at 2:16 pm

    Jim, that’s Mister RayRay to you. :-)

    You’re just jealous that I get to do nothing but take Isaboo to doggy day care and update my production websites every 8 years.

    All that and no prenup.

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  7. Jim says:
    February 12, 2009 at 3:27 pm

    Mr Ray Ray – I bow down to you- you may be gross but you are smart – or your wife is a total dumb ass! Oh and let’s not forget the mid-life crisis of your indie band… and your wife supporting that waste of time for you too !! But kudos to you – you must F’ her good!!!

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