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If The Food Network Stars Had Vanity Plates…
Posted on February 4th 2009 by Jillian Madison

    11 Responses

  1. Jenna says:

    Duff.. “Overpaid..Under-talented.

    GREAT post!

  2. Voula says:

    That was very funny. Your site provides a certain comic relief that loyal FN viewers need.

  3. April March says:

    Anytime I need a good chuckle (or belly laugh) I know where to come. Thanks!!

  4. Food Network Humor Staff says:

    c12h22o11 (the Alton Brown license plate) is the molecular formula for SUCROSE, if anyone was curious!

  5. Mike in Detroit says:

    How about a vanity plate for the Neelys or the Deen Bros ?

  6. Pluff Mudder says:

    Those are LOL, but Alton is a Georgia boy.

  7. Miseenplace says:

    I was just going to comment Alton is a Georgia boy also.

    But his plate should be

    NaCl (sodium chloride)… kosher of course ;)

    These ARE so funny!

  8. Food Network Humor Staff says:

    I suppose Alton IS a Georgia Boy. But, I decided to go with California, since that’s where he was born!

  9. Miseenplace says:

    I had to go check on Aunt Sandy… looks like she was born in Washington state.

    Not that I care that you pick California for Alton over Georgia ;)

  10. IsisRaen says:

    Rachael Ray:
    ~30MinSht
    ~SammyS2p

    The Nealys:
    ~M8kinLuv

    Sanders Lee:
    ~T8blsc8p

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