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11 Responses
Duff.. “Overpaid..Under-talented.
GREAT post!
That was very funny. Your site provides a certain comic relief that loyal FN viewers need.
Anytime I need a good chuckle (or belly laugh) I know where to come. Thanks!!
c12h22o11 (the Alton Brown license plate) is the molecular formula for SUCROSE, if anyone was curious!
How about a vanity plate for the Neelys or the Deen Bros ?
Those are LOL, but Alton is a Georgia boy.
I was just going to comment Alton is a Georgia boy also.
But his plate should be
NaCl (sodium chloride)… kosher of course ;)
These ARE so funny!
I suppose Alton IS a Georgia Boy. But, I decided to go with California, since that’s where he was born!
I had to go check on Aunt Sandy… looks like she was born in Washington state.
Not that I care that you pick California for Alton over Georgia ;)
oh STFU!
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