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NUMBERS IN THE NEWS: 26
Posted on February 5th 2009 by Jillian Madison

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WHAT DOES THIS NUMBER REPRESENT? Is it…

a) The cost of a blueberry muffin at Barefoot Contessa before it closed

b) Calories Giada De Laurentiis eats per day

c) The average number of times Paula Deen dips a single chip

d) The number of banana yellow shirts in Sunny Anderson’s closet

e) The number of times Ted Allen has seen “The Birdcage”

f) E-mails sent in by people asking Aida to move to Guam

g) The number of clicks to find one recipe on FoodNetwork.com

h) The number of hours Aaron McCargo thinks are in a day

i) Times the Neely’s “do it” each week

j) Number of gay friends named “DAVID” in Ina Garten’s adderss book

[...all that, and Chopped just got picked up for 26 more episodes. Help us all.]


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    12 Responses

  1. Voula says:
    February 5, 2009 at 4:08 pm

    K) The number of times the Neelys break out into tribal/hiphop dance per episode whilst filming Road Tasted.

    Reply
  2. pwkwsfi says:
    February 5, 2009 at 5:13 pm

    l) Sandra Lee’s age – in her imagination.

    Reply
  3. Miseenplace says:
    February 5, 2009 at 5:37 pm

    How many days it takes to make an Alton Brown recipe :)

    I love AB, but my friends and family are always teasing me about the amount of time it takes for some of his recipes.

    Reply
  4. Jenna says:
    February 5, 2009 at 5:57 pm

    RR’s TRUE size..sorry, it’s not a 6, or even a number divisible by 6.. (evenly…)

    Reply
  5. Pluff Mudder says:
    February 6, 2009 at 12:30 am

    The total number of words you can understand in one Big Daddy’s House episode.

    Reply
  6. Really? says:
    February 6, 2009 at 10:01 am

    The number of racist comments (both overt and covert) given in any post on this board.

    Reply
  7. Food Network Humor Staff says:
    February 6, 2009 at 10:05 am

    Oh silly commenter, we’re not racist. We dislike everyone on the Food Network equally. Happy cooking!

    Reply
  8. Jenna says:
    February 6, 2009 at 10:28 am

    Yeah, it’s soooo obvious you’re “Equal Opportunity Haters” :D LOL

    Reply
  9. Kyle says:
    February 6, 2009 at 12:15 pm

    I will tell you that the Neelys do set back race relations quite a few years.

    Reply
  10. mr_rayray says:
    February 7, 2009 at 2:11 pm

    What’s racist about saying a guy can’t properly enunciate, or that a couple looks like they want to rip each other’s clothes off on the set?

    Rachael Ray and Pawla Deen are raunchy white-trash and Guy Ferry is a douchebag. Does that make me anti-white?

    All of the above are twits to the n’th degree. I guess that makes me anti-human. So be it. :-)

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  11. trista says:
    February 8, 2009 at 12:16 pm

    god people still ripping out the race card these days. i voted for obama, but i hate Arron McArgo Jr. I guess I am a racist. The guy can’t speak for shit, and there are many fine black chefs who would have been a better option. Its actually RACIST to claim saying he can’t speak is racist, because it is YOU who assume all black people can’t speak, not the staff or commenters. They make fun of the way Giadia speaks, with her lame over annunciation, I guess they are anti-italian american too.

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  12. imcarin says:
    February 16, 2009 at 1:37 pm

    Adam really should have won that season, not Aaron. Now they have him on some other show where he basically makes an ass out of himself.

    Reply

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