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Rejected Food Network Crayon Colors
Posted on February 27th 2009 by Jillian Madison

1. ALTON BROWN: the perfect shade to color coffee, steaks, and sausages.
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2. ANOTHER SUNNY FLAY: inspired by the lovely orange color of Bobby Flay’s hair when he spends too long in the sun.
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3. GREEN GARTEN:  finally, a shade that perfectly captures the essence of a perfectly ripe zucchini.
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4. PAULESTEROL: modeled after the color of the cholesterol that’s currently hardening Paula’s arteries.
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5. FERRY FAKE: inspired by the shade of red Guy Fieri turns when trying to explain why he goes by the last name FIERI when his last name is really FERRY.
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    1 Response

  1. Matt says:
    March 3, 2009 at 6:33 pm

    Hahaha, the Paula Deen one is epic.

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