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Rejected Food Network Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Covers
Posted on February 11th 2009 by Jillian Madison

    9 Responses

  1. manny says:

    omfgod hysterical

  2. pwkwsfi says:

    motorboat?

    1) no
    2) yes
    3) no

  3. Voula says:

    Rachael’s boobs seem to want to veer off in different directions. She might want to get a new stylist.

  4. Bee says:

    No hairy Duff bewb pic?

  5. Gypsy says:

    I check this at lunchtime. And the Fieri picture caused me to put away my lovely soup. Douchebag and good food? Not a good mix…

  6. orchidgal says:

    I may have nightmares tonight.

  7. Kelly says:

    Rach is just scary!! What is with her boobs?

  8. chefcatt says:

    You know your cleavage is too low when you can look down it and see a roll of belly fat that is more round and succulent than the boobies.
    (note to RR’s stylist)

  9. Danny says:

    RR bewbs look like bee stings!!!

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