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Secret Diary Entries Of The Food Network Stars (part 1)
Posted on February 17th 2009 by Jillian Madison

1. AARON MCCARGO JR:

2. RACHAEL RAY:

3. GUY FIERI

4. SANDRA LEE

5. DUFF GOLDMAN


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  1. IsisRaen says:
    February 17, 2009 at 10:18 am

    hahahaha

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  2. Voula says:
    February 17, 2009 at 10:43 am

    Are you implying Duff Goldman has a tiny schmeckel ? Most likely true.

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  3. manny says:
    February 17, 2009 at 12:11 pm

    lol big daddy spelling it deer

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  4. mr_rayray says:
    February 17, 2009 at 4:26 pm

    I need brain bleach after reading #2. Yeargh!!!!

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  5. Joe says:
    February 17, 2009 at 5:09 pm

    Hey Mr RayRay – your wife can splash that EVOO all over me anytime!

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  6. alex says:
    February 17, 2009 at 6:23 pm

    OMG, I just read on Wikipedia that Guy’s real last name is not FIERI, it is FERRY! He was born born Guy Ramsey Ferry. What a sellout! The punk is not even Italian!!!!! He is Mexican and Irish!!!

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  7. bill says:
    February 17, 2009 at 6:27 pm

    This made me chuckle. Phenomenal website.

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  8. lunch lady says:
    February 17, 2009 at 6:53 pm

    I don’t blame Aunt Sandi for stealing the vodka. How else can she stand babysitting Bison (or whatever, that nephew) looking at her Nat’l Geographic bosom, watching movies on Giada’s forehead, and well, the mere mention of RR’s name has me reching (typo and it’s staying) for the bottle myself.

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  9. Pluff Mudder says:
    February 18, 2009 at 1:25 am

    LMFAO! After reading #2, I’ll never be able to look at a bottle of olive oil without barfing.

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  10. Sabrina says:
    April 10, 2009 at 4:11 pm

    If anyone wants to know Duff’s “Ace of Cocks” size, ask his BOYTOY/BOYFRIEND Geof “stoner king”? Who here thinks Duff and Geof smoke lots of weed before going on camera? I now know why Duff is getting so enormous.

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