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41 Responses
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FeeEddy has tiny little arms uh ?Maybe why he gets tattoos to make him look more manly. My 12 yr old nephew has bigger pipes.
Rach’s legs are looking rather huge uh ? Retaining water ?
I am surprised Grubby Hubby let Mr. Ferry so close to his meal ticket.
This somehow makes me less embarrassed for any drunk thing I’ve ever done. At least I’m not known my thousands and get paid to represent a network. I get it’s SOBE but WOW!
*known by thousands
awesome
Do you think Ms. Ray is wearing any knickers ?
I would love to slap the other fuckin goof with the bleach and gel.
And probably the best reason to save my pennies and not bother with SOBE. Fee-Yeti dresses like Toby Keith all the time. Who let Rach out looking like that? Is someone’s grandma missing some clothes off the line???
The Male and Female versions of the same obnoxious personality.
Seriously … Why Rach…??? Seriously? You are better than that! At least I think you are…?
he looks so greasy. like he would slip off the stage. what a douche. bet he smells like ass, hawaiian tropic and tequila. just fucking nasty.
Most people outgrow the need to do tequila shots on a stage in front of a crowd by the time they are say… 19….
The Food Network must be so proud.
Seriously.
Actually, Guy smells pretty good. Personality is obnoxious, yes. But smell, not so bad.
RR’s taking some prescription for a medical issue, causing the swelling in face and legs. So that explains that. But uh, yeah. The clothing choices? Y’all got me there.
sorry dingle. i KNOW that asshat has to smell bad. no matter how hard he “tries” to cover anything up or not. you have to bathe. he just looks like he came off a 4 day drunk, has the funk of the beach going on between the crotch/toes thingie, and the bad smell of peroxied/burnt hair going on. there is only so much you can cover up with a bad calvin-klein escape knock-off. it still is stinky. and it still looks REALLY bad. what a fucking douche. he looks slicker than a piece of kfc on a biscuit. take a godamned shower you greasy wannabe guido. just FUCKING nasty! maybe he and jahn have been sharing grooming tips.
Dingle – Meds for Rach — all the more reason she should have not have been drinking! C’mon Rach – just because Guy and your sleezy husband won’t grow up – you can… Get your shit together woman – make us women PROUD!
Someone needs to slap the shit outta this guy. Plain and simple.
Sadder than being a bleach-blond on the Food Network? Sitting in your mother’s basement, making fun of that douche’s tiny arms.
Maureen – I wouldn’t bank on Rachael making women proud. She’s too busy trying to make everyone believe her and Jaaaaahn have a good marriage even though he had some other chicks spit on him and rub their feet all over his face.
Rachael is a self made millionaire – you have to give her that! Jaaaahn, well I am not sure what that is about – I am hoping there is some reason for her to married to him. LOL – I know it is not his looks – ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww! or his money… any ideas?
Rach slept her way to the top. Ask the peeps back in the local Albany teevee market about it.
She’s rumored to be taking prednisone, trying to keep the throat polyps at bay. The drug alone causes massive weight gain which is obvious looking at the SOBE pictures. Patients taking prednisone aren’t supposed to drink because both are tough on the liver, and combined ensures bad liver function.
She needs to knock off the booze, even her precious $500 bottles of Italian wine she polishes off every night, STAT, or she’ll be 200 lbs. by May Sweeps.
Now Mr RayRay – Is that anyway to talk about your pretty yet chucky drunk of a wife…??? You of all people would not want her to drink and possibly get so sick she would be out of work…? Where would your next pay check or should I say “allowance” come from?
What the hell is that bottle that Rachael is drinking anyway? I am not sure I have ever seen that?
Bob & Susie just about wet their pants with excitement when they saw this.
Johnny, the bottle looks like Sammy Hagar’s Cabo Wabo tequila. Guy made ‘em play “Mas Tequila” three times at the demo where this pic was taken.
Were you there Bananas? Who got more plastered- and I do hope FNH staff will be posting actual videos of these demos as they arrive- I must take a look at these!
No, I wasn’t there, but a friend was.
Bananas: Cool – So spill- who got more f’ed up – Guy or Rachael???? LOL – My bet is on Guy – but it looked like Rach was trying really hard to play catch up!
Jessie, my sources tell me that the Gweedo downed the most booze. But that guy can sure put his liquor away – there’s no way RR could ever keep up.
Maureen – Sorry hun, I have no respect for Rachael Ray. She’s got her name plastered on everything and seems very focused on money. I watched a few episodes of her talk show when it first started and she was extremely rude to her guests, talking over them, cutting them off, etc. It was disgusting.
I agree she doesn’t let any of her guest talk!!!!!! No wonder she isn’t getting any better. I kept wondering who she reminds me of. It’s MARTHA RAY and with that stupid hair do. Her face and teeth look even BIGGER.
I think Rachael has a good heart — she is just misguided!
you retards are all jeaous. Guy found a niche and he is riding the money train. What should he have stuck with his shitty existence in Roseville CA? No what he did is comendable and you low life virgin faggots want to bash on someone who made something of himself while u will continually jack off on your key boards. Guy rules and youi all are the tools… nice life fags
You are insanely uneducated for using that word. Go to hell. Seriously.
Uhhh, Guy, is that you?
I’m with Tatiana. That sure sounds like a typical self-righteous, ignorant, poorly formatted sentence that would come out of his mouth!
Sidebar: Anyone who comes on this site thinking they are defending Guy Fieri by spewing despicable phrases like “lowlife virgin faggots” is so out of touch that it’s laughable. You’re not defending him. You’re being a classless douchebag (aka “the majority of his fan base”) and you’re just giving the world more ammo to use against him. So thanks for that!
Mmmm. I’m not jealous. At all. I couldn’t get paid enough to take his job – all the traveling, exhausting schedule, constantly being pestered by over-exuberant fans (like Mr. Fags above – who probably stood in line at the Roseville restaurant for 3 hours to get a DDD cookbook signed – which btw, doesn’t have one Fieri recipe in it …), unable to take my family for a day in Disneyland without having a gazillion snapshots taken and posted on blogs all over, etc. And that’s just the downside of being Popular! Add to that all the d-bag and fat tool comments because he Isn’t popular …. ugh.
Yeah. totally Not jealous ….
Oh and Mr. Fags, his shitty existence wasn’t in Roseville. His shitty existence was in Santa Rosa. If you’re gonna be a money-train-riding-Fieri-fan, get your facts right. lol
I’ll bet Rach got so liquored up that she banged Guy and he tea bagged her ass.
question & observation:
Does Guy suffer from lockjaw? Why is his mouth always at 90 degree angles? Was he taught in County to just “maintain the position” at all times for ease of the pImPs that owned him?
Observation: Guy’s ‘do is proof positive that if you are ever the repeated victim (bitch) of a County lockup circle jerk and enough Nutt lands in your hair that it will be permanantly glued like that…forEVAH!!!
lawls omgzz effing hilarious.
I enjoyed the cankle sporting Ray as she demonstrated how to make Kraft Dinner served with a side of crack and Schlitz Malt Liquor. For an added surprise she added an amuse-gueule consisting of a pack of Kool Filter Kings.
Thank you Food Network for giving white trash crack baby mamas someone to look up to.