NOTE: Jillian Madison here! FNH is on hiatus for a few months while I'm traveling and relocating. Don't worry though - I've scheduled some of my favorite FNH material to repost while I'm away. Hopefully, the Food Network will have some new material to laugh at by then... because lately it's been more stagnant than the swamp in Paula Deen's back yard. Questions? Comments? Email me using the "contact" tab above, or connect with other FNH members in the all-new FNH forums.

Archives for "March, 2009"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 31st March 2009
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First Look: Sandra Lee’s Botanical Gardens Photo Shoot

Aunt Sandy is in Birmingham this week, shooting photos at the Botanical Gardens for her Semi-Horrible magazine. Here’s your first look at the Pulitzer Prize-worthy work they’re doing there: (via)

Posted by Jillian Madison on 30th March 2009
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Buddy Valastro Finally Wins A Food Network Cake Challenge

Buddy Valastro – the Susan Lucci of the Food Network – finally won a Cake Challenge. It’s about damn time. After five losses, Buddy’s completely average, stereotypical white wedding cake with generic rolled fondant flowers gave him the win. But here’s the problem: yes, Buddy won, but he only won by default. DID YOU SEE [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 30th March 2009
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Food Network Comes To Yankee Stadium, Says “Screw You” To Average Fan

I just got the most ridiculous 3-page long press release from the Food Network, bragging about their first foray into FOOD STANDS. (Seriously, I wish you guys could see how far my eyes have rolled into the back of my head.) That’s right! The Food Network signed a deal with the New York Yankees and [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 30th March 2009
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Ridiculous Alex Guarneschelli Quote Of The Week

While we were on vacation, FNH reader John D. wrote in with a hysterical, spot-on assessment of judge Alex Guarneschelli’s appearances as a judge on Chopped: “…she seems to have some arbitrary perspective on what a chef is; centered on the idea that she must always appear condescending and hypercritical even when there is nothing [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 30th March 2009
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Mmm, Anyone Thirsty?


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