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Archives for "March, 2009"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 31st March 2009
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First Look: Sandra Lee’s Botanical Gardens Photo Shoot

Aunt Sandy is in Birmingham this week, shooting photos at the Botanical Gardens for her Semi-Horrible magazine. Here’s your first look at the Pulitzer Prize-worthy work they’re doing there: (via)

Posted by Jillian Madison on 30th March 2009
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Buddy Valastro Finally Wins A Food Network Cake Challenge

Buddy Valastro – the Susan Lucci of the Food Network – finally won a Cake Challenge. It’s about damn time. After five losses, Buddy’s completely average, stereotypical white wedding cake with generic rolled fondant flowers gave him the win. But here’s the problem: yes, Buddy won, but he only won by default. DID YOU SEE [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 30th March 2009
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Food Network Comes To Yankee Stadium, Says “Screw You” To Average Fan

I just got the most ridiculous 3-page long press release from the Food Network, bragging about their first foray into FOOD STANDS. (Seriously, I wish you guys could see how far my eyes have rolled into the back of my head.) That’s right! The Food Network signed a deal with the New York Yankees and [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 30th March 2009
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Ridiculous Alex Guarneschelli Quote Of The Week

While we were on vacation, FNH reader John D. wrote in with a hysterical, spot-on assessment of judge Alex Guarneschelli’s appearances as a judge on Chopped: “…she seems to have some arbitrary perspective on what a chef is; centered on the idea that she must always appear condescending and hypercritical even when there is nothing [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 30th March 2009
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Mmm, Anyone Thirsty?


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