Archives for "March, 2009"
First Look: Sandra Lee’s Botanical Gardens Photo Shoot
Aunt Sandy is in Birmingham this week, shooting photos at the Botanical Gardens for her Semi-Horrible magazine. Here’s your first look at the Pulitzer Prize-worthy work they’re doing there: (via)
Buddy Valastro Finally Wins A Food Network Cake Challenge
Buddy Valastro – the Susan Lucci of the Food Network – finally won a Cake Challenge. It’s about damn time. After five losses, Buddy’s completely average, stereotypical white wedding cake with generic rolled fondant flowers gave him the win. But here’s the problem: yes, Buddy won, but he only won by default. DID YOU SEE [...]
Food Network Comes To Yankee Stadium, Says “Screw You” To Average Fan
I just got the most ridiculous 3-page long press release from the Food Network, bragging about their first foray into FOOD STANDS. (Seriously, I wish you guys could see how far my eyes have rolled into the back of my head.) That’s right! The Food Network signed a deal with the New York Yankees and [...]
Ridiculous Alex Guarneschelli Quote Of The Week
While we were on vacation, FNH reader John D. wrote in with a hysterical, spot-on assessment of judge Alex Guarneschelli’s appearances as a judge on Chopped: “…she seems to have some arbitrary perspective on what a chef is; centered on the idea that she must always appear condescending and hypercritical even when there is nothing [...]
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THIS WEEK: Another tailgating weekend! Alex G's onion rings, an awful slow cooker experience, Ina & Jeffrey Garten's lame steak throwdown, Jennifer Hudson's annoying Weight Watchers commercial, Restaurant Impossible's cheap makeovers, and more.




