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Ace Of Cakes: King Of The Hill Characters
Posted on March 18th 2009 by Jillian Madison

Duff Goldman and the Charm City Cakes crew recently created a BBQ Grill cake for the 250th episode of King of the Hill. They also did some voice acting for an episode that will air sometime in 2010. Here’s your first look at their cartoon characters:

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And although Mary Alice won’t be on the show, I drew up a cartoon of her so she wouldn’t feel left out. Dead ringer, no? I especially like the work I did on the bangs. My artistic skill clearly reigns supreme.

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    16 Responses

  1. Kyle says:
    March 19, 2009 at 8:37 am

    Did they use any cake ? You know, flour, sugar, eggs,?

    Just curious as most of cakes are fondant and plywood.

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  2. Chris says:
    March 19, 2009 at 9:51 am

    Oh, come on. Duff’s a lot fatter than that!

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  3. Norm says:
    March 19, 2009 at 12:19 pm

    Those King of the Hill artists were being kind. Geof weighs 83 pounds in real life. Duff is well over 200. They put Duff’s extra weight on Geof.

    And that is a lovely, lovely representation of Mary Alice. I love the nosering and the bangs.

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  4. damejudywench says:
    March 19, 2009 at 12:24 pm

    Jillian, stop writing immediately and begin a career as an artist! I implore you! :)

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  5. IsisRaen says:
    March 19, 2009 at 12:31 pm

    Geof looks like he belongs in Miami Vice. Nice Don Johnson suit LOL…

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  6. Automne says:
    March 20, 2009 at 2:14 pm

    How? How are these douchebags getting these prime clients when there are better cake companies out there?

    There must be some primo BJs being handed out.

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  7. Kyle says:
    March 20, 2009 at 4:14 pm

    I think they give free cakes in exchange for the publicity.

    I think Buddy Valastro should find out for us.

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  8. Sabrina says:
    April 5, 2009 at 8:26 pm

    Are Geof and Duff dating? They seem to get all googly eyed over each other. Plus Duff is the Food Network’s equivalent to MTV’s Bam Margera…Please the whole Mary Alice thing is so fake, Duff is such a homofanboy of Clutch, he just hired her knowingly to get into her brother Neil’s pants. If Clutch had a “heartagram’ type symbol trust me it would be plastered with fondant all over CCC’s walls. His greasy stoner staff is the equivalent of the CKY crew and Mary Alice is almost the size of Don Vito! Does Duff get his own Sirius Radio show, get all fucked up and ack like a “JackAss”? I am surprised Jackie and Morrie (his parents) are not on all the time like Ape and Phil. Duff needs to get over his ever expanding ego and his wasteline (nice man boobs Duffy, time for a bra soon)! Geof is a mute and is dickwhipped by his boyfriend Duff like you would not believe. Ace of Cakes no Ass of Cocks!
    Duff is a homo and Geof is his dickwhipped loverboy! Mary Alice your fat ass is being used so your bosshog can salavate over your caveman of a brother’s dick. How long is it till Duffster totally gets as fat as his ego! Keep eating Duff and when was the last time he used his basement gym?
    Mary Alice is a tool for her bosshog to get up her brothers ass!!! She is a fat ugly fuck who has no idea that her 15 minutes are up. BossHog your man boobs are drooping, does Mary Alice need to lend you one of her bra’s to keep them erect? Oh wait to get Duff erect put Manwhore next to him.

    What exactly does his bands name mean “Soihadto”? So I had to be a fat fucking homo, soihad to hire my dream fucks fat ugly sister, soiadto hire a bunch of stoned freaky college kids to do all the work while I jerk off over pictues of Neil Fallon, soihadto bend over and let Manwhore up my big fat ass. Or Soihadto open a “bakery” so I can pretend I had something to do all day.
    Next season on Ace of Cocks…The Biggest Looser. Duffy boy is an overweight, overego’ed, cocksucker. The Duffster will soon show up on “Celebrity Weightloss” as he balloons to over 300 lbs feasting on his creations or as Geof Manwhore dillegently feeds his master.
    Tall enough to take the manhood of Geof manwhore in his fat face while the cameras are filming his other boyfriend Neil Fallons sister Jabba the Hutt

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  9. We Love Haters says:
    May 15, 2009 at 8:20 pm

    That’s pretty funny there Sabrina. I did chuckle. You obviously are so obsessed with Duff you can’t stand it. You know more info about him then most people! I could tell you what his band name means…..I did come up with it….but I like your meanings better. And I’m sure you’re a real looker. It comes through in the way you berate those you don’t even know. That is a funny little rant there. Good luck with your cakes. I’m sure you’ll have your own show one day too. Can’t wait to read what they say about you and your friends……oh, that’s right….you’re a nobody. Here, just read this: Understand people are gonna hate you regardless. Get that out of your head, that fantasy world where people ain’t hating on you. You gotta be grateful. You need haters. WTF you complaining about. WTF do you think a haters job is? To f’ing hate. So let them do their damn job. WTF you complaining about. Ladies if you got 14 women hating on you, you need to figure out how the hell to get to 16 before the summer gets here. WTF you mad about. Fellas, if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of those m’fers. WTF you complaining about. If there are any haters in here right now that don’t have anybody to hate on, feel free to hate on me. Sit back and say my hair ain’t luxurious when you know it is, bitch. – KATT WILLIAMS

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  10. Fuck u asshole says:
    July 18, 2009 at 9:34 pm

    fuck u all who mess with duff kiss my ass

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  11. Brad says:
    July 18, 2009 at 9:50 pm

    Why does he have whiskers growing all the way up to his eyeballs? Is he the offspring of a Ringling Brothers Circus act?

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  12. ron says:
    August 19, 2009 at 9:48 pm

    Hey Duff….ever hear of soap or razor blades? If “CHARM CITY” had a slum, Duff could be it’s town drunk!

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  13. Loving Duff says:
    September 16, 2009 at 3:28 pm

    I loves Duffs cake! actually no, i don’t really care about it. You people have some food anger issues. Sheesh…bunch of crazies.

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  14. Jennifer says:
    September 21, 2009 at 5:41 am

    Aww. So much Duff hate :(

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  15. chantal says:
    December 15, 2009 at 8:34 pm

    hi…I love you’r t.v. show the weerde thing is i’m oney 9.i was so happy what you’r show came on t.v. i love you duve!

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  16. Ash says:
    November 22, 2010 at 2:07 pm

    I like their artistic abilities to make pretty cakes, but the above comment about using more fondant and plywood than cake is right, and they overcharge majorly for it when you cant really eat it. If they worked on incorporating more CAKE into their cakes, I think they would make more money.

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