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Alton Brown, Upon Finding Someone Drank The Last Of His Welch’s Grape Juice
Posted on March 1st 2009 by Jillian Madison

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    7 Responses

  1. sasha says:
    March 1, 2009 at 1:23 pm

    Alton Brown upon looking in sandra lee’s fridge!

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  2. dan says:
    March 1, 2009 at 1:24 pm

    Alton Brown upon looking in the mirror.

    Sorry – I don’t like this ass-clown.

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  3. Dingleberry says:
    March 1, 2009 at 4:23 pm

    Heehee! Now THIS is funny! Thx FNH

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  4. Hairball says:
    March 1, 2009 at 7:18 pm

    I think this was taken right after the Food Network told him that Sandra Lee is joining his show.

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  5. orchidgal says:
    March 2, 2009 at 2:53 am

    I think this was Alton’s reaction when he was told that he had to start using seasoning packets in his recipes and doing tablescapes as part of his show.

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  6. Ryan says:
    March 3, 2009 at 12:39 pm

    I have to sit next to Guy Fieri in the staff meeting???

    NO!!!!

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  7. Moly says:
    May 30, 2010 at 12:48 am

    We’re out of kosher salt?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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