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Food Network Humor Search Terms
Posted on March 5th 2009 by Jillian Madison

(Editor’s note: Every week, we’ll post the funniest (or most unusual) google search terms that led people here to Food Network Humor. Hopefully, it will be a hysterical, insightful peek into the psyche of the average Food Network fan.)

FNH SEARCH TERMS FOR THE WEEK OF 3/1/09

Search Term: “food network mix it put it on a biscuit”
Our Reply: Why on Earth would anyone google that?!

Search Term: “rachael ray’s tits”
Our Reply: I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. I hate the word “tits” as it is, let alone Rachael Ray’s.

Search Term: “aida mollenkamp lesbian”
Our Reply: Last week, people were googling “Anne Burrell Lesbian.” This week, it’s Aida Mollenkamp’s turn! As far as I know, she’s straight. If anyone knows otherwise, post it in the comments. Inquiring minds need to know.

Search Term: “what nail polish does giada wear”
Our Reply: It’s OPI BUBBLEBATH. And it’s pathetic that I know that.

Search Term: “what kind of lip gloss does giada wear”
Our Reply: Okay, this is getting out of hand now.

Search Term: “danny boome annoying”
Our Reply: He sure is. He sounds like he should be doing infomercials next to the Sham-Wow guy.

Search Term: “fodd network touching the food with bare hands”
Our Reply: Of course they touch the FODD with bare hands. Are they supposed to wear latex gloves?

Search Term: “boobs and sweetness”
Our Reply: Man, you guys are perverted!

Search Term: “hate rachael ray website”
Our Reply: Welcome.


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---Search Terms That Led People To FNH

    6 Responses

  1. Bee says:
    March 6, 2009 at 11:26 am

    “Why on Earth would anyone google that?!”

    I guess this person, for some reason, really digs that annoying commercial where FN embarrasses Anne Burrell, Aaron, Sunny, Aida and Danny Boome and makes them do a little singsong rhyme with those words.

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  2. frank says:
    March 6, 2009 at 3:01 pm

    I really like when you post these. It’s so insightful and it cracks me up!!!

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  3. dale says:
    March 6, 2009 at 3:01 pm

    Jillian it is pathetic that you know which nail polish she wears! :)

    Reply
  4. pwkwsfi says:
    March 6, 2009 at 6:44 pm

    hah, just tested one of these and this post is already #5 in the google results. the other one is at the top of the third page of results. It’s ironic that this is not a site of “sweetness.”

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  5. Bill says:
    April 19, 2009 at 9:39 pm

    Shamwow and the slap chop? That would be Vince. He is a food network star is his own right. The only problem is he was recently busted in Florida beating up a hooker he paid for sex. It is reported to have said “Shamwow that bitch” and “Shut up before I slap chop you in the face again”.

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  6. Bill says:
    April 19, 2009 at 9:41 pm

    I have to apologize for the bad english in that last post. I went to the Aaron McCargo Elementary School for Gifted Tokens.

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