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Posted on March 16th 2009 by Jillian Madison

(Editor’s note: Every week, we’ll post the funniest (or most unusual) google search terms that led people here to Food Network Humor. Hopefully, it will be a hysterical, insightful peek into the psyche of the average Food Network fan.)

FNH SEARCH TERMS FOR THE WEEK OF 3/9/09

Search Term: “bobby flay wife”
Our Reply: WHICH ONE? He’s had more weddings than Joan Rivers has had facelifts. He’s currently married to Stephanie March (and she’ll be back on Law & Order playing Alex Cabot for the next 5 weeks).

Search Term: “alex guarnaschelli is an idiot”
Our Reply: I’m sure she’d be honored that you spelled her name correctly.

Search Term: “sandra lee’s boobs”
Our Reply: Sorry, we’re not that sort of website. On most days.

Search Term: “www.foodnetworkhumor.com”
Our Reply: You had to search for that in google?! You couldn’t just enter the URL?!

Search Term: “paula deen says hey y’all too much”
Our Reply: WAY TOO MUCH.

Search Term: “what does guy fieri wear on his arm”
Our Reply: A disgusting, dirty looking, hideous sweatband. That’s what.

Search Term: “kerry vincent’s headband”
Our Reply: You mean the one she wears on every single episode? I know! It’s ugly, like her attitude. She’s the culinary equivalent of SNL’s Debbie Downer.

Search Term: “alton brown gaining weight”
Our Reply: He is. Maybe it’s all that Welch’s grape juice.

Search Term: “is reggie sutherland gay”
Our Reply: Oh come on … do you really need to ask?!

Search Term: “my copper pots have a pinkish tint to them”
Our Reply: How awful. Good luck crying yourself to sleep tonight.


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    2 Responses

  1. LanaBanana says:
    March 17, 2009 at 12:08 am

    Bobby has been married before? See now, I didn’t know that. You girls are such a wealth of information. Better than Wiki!

    What was Giada’s lip gloss color again? Heehee. Do you know what kind of gel Guy uses in his hair too? Hmmmm? And where *does* he get those shirts?!?
    >smiling<

    This isn’t only a great insight into FN foodies, but also a great insight into Google! How on earth does “my copper pots have a pinkish tint to them” land you here? Riddle me that, Batman, and the world’s problems are just that much closer to being solved ….

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  2. dee says:
    April 15, 2009 at 1:49 pm

    I work in internet tech support, and you would not BELIEVE how many people think that they have to google website addresses. Drives me insane.

    Also, I just found your site today, and I LOVE it!

    Reply

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