(Editor’s note: Every week, we’ll post the funniest (or most unusual) google search terms that led people here to Food Network Humor. Hopefully, it will be a hysterical, insightful peek into the psyche of the average Food Network fan.)

FNH SEARCH TERMS FOR THE WEEK OF 3/9/09

Search Term: “bobby flay wife”
Our Reply: WHICH ONE? He’s had more weddings than Joan Rivers has had facelifts. He’s currently married to Stephanie March (and she’ll be back on Law & Order playing Alex Cabot for the next 5 weeks).

Search Term: “alex guarnaschelli is an idiot”
Our Reply: I’m sure she’d be honored that you spelled her name correctly.

Search Term: “sandra lee’s boobs”
Our Reply: Sorry, we’re not that sort of website. On most days.

Search Term: “www.foodnetworkhumor.com”
Our Reply: You had to search for that in google?! You couldn’t just enter the URL?!

Search Term: “paula deen says hey y’all too much”
Our Reply: WAY TOO MUCH.

Search Term: “what does guy fieri wear on his arm”
Our Reply: A disgusting, dirty looking, hideous sweatband. That’s what.

Search Term: “kerry vincent’s headband”
Our Reply: You mean the one she wears on every single episode? I know! It’s ugly, like her attitude. She’s the culinary equivalent of SNL’s Debbie Downer.

Search Term: “alton brown gaining weight”
Our Reply: He is. Maybe it’s all that Welch’s grape juice.

Search Term: “is reggie sutherland gay”
Our Reply: Oh come on … do you really need to ask?!

Search Term: “my copper pots have a pinkish tint to them”
Our Reply: How awful. Good luck crying yourself to sleep tonight.

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