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Food Network Humor Search Terms
Posted on March 23rd 2009 by Jillian Madison

(Editor’s note: Every week, we’ll post the funniest (or most unusual) google search terms that led people here to Food Network Humor. Hopefully, it will be a hysterical, insightful peek into the psyche of the average Food Network fan.)

FNH SEARCH TERMS FOR THE WEEK OF 3/16/09

Search Term: “food network humer”
Our Reply: Oh dear.

Search Term: “how tall is bobby deen”
Our Reply: It’s not his height we’re concerned about, it’s his width.

Search Term: “paula deen’s kitchen sink”
Our Reply: Sorry, you probably can’t afford it.

Search Term: “aaron mccargo runaway son”
Our Reply: It’s true. Aaron cried about it on Next Food Network Star: “mah son done run away.” He’s back now, and all’s well in Aaron’s world.

Search Term: “aida mollenkamp lesbian?”
Our Reply: Doubt it.

Search Term: “awful sandra lee recipes”
Our Reply: You mean as opposed to the delicious ones?

Search Term: “brooch that says kentucky derby on it in rinhestones”
Our Reply: Sorry. You won’t find that here. Try Paula Deen’s website.

Search Term: “does sunny anderson wear a wig?”
Our Reply: Does Willy Wonka make candy?

Search Term: “ina garten pantry size”
Our Reply: Bigger than your garage.

Search Term: “where does guy fieri get his shirts on tv”
Our Reply: Dollar bin at the Salvation Army?


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    13 Responses

  1. LanaBanana says:
    March 23, 2009 at 3:46 pm

    Search Term: “ina garten pantry size”
    When I first read that, I thought it said “ina garten PANTY size,” and I was thinking that was pretty sick ….

    *smiles*

    Search Term: “where does guy fieri get his shirts on tv”
    I knew that was going to come up sometime ….

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  2. Automne says:
    March 23, 2009 at 4:14 pm

    Hahaha, Lana, I had read that as “panty size” as well. It wasn’t until I had read your comment that I realized that it said “PANTRY” size.

    Just another reason why I hate the word “panty.”

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  3. orchidgal says:
    March 23, 2009 at 5:20 pm

    Great minds must think alike, as I too first read it as PANTY. And the size of Ina’s is much more than I want to know.

    Reply
  4. Hairball says:
    March 23, 2009 at 9:10 pm

    Table for four!

    *Note to self: Read slower. You really don’t want images of FN hosts cavorting about in their undies inside your head*

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  5. Kathy says:
    March 23, 2009 at 10:17 pm

    Make it 5.
    And I wondered how on earth you would find out.

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  6. Jillian Madison says:
    March 23, 2009 at 10:58 pm

    You guys aren’t too far off with the whole “panty” thing (God, I HATE that word!) You wouldn’t believe the perverted things that people search for on a daily basis. I omit them from these lists out of common decency!

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  7. LanaBanana says:
    March 24, 2009 at 12:09 am

    Seriously, I have tears of laughter running down my face. The comments here are funnier than the post! (no offense meant, FNH, you know I love ya)

    Table for five it is … I’ll buy the first round ….

    Reply
  8. Hairball says:
    March 24, 2009 at 12:36 am

    Jillian,

    I too detest the word panty!! I bet you’ve had to invest in mass quantities of brain bleach to block out some of the scarier search results you’ve encountered! *shudders*

    Whoot! You’re fabulous LanaBanana! :) Make mine a double vanella vodka with just a splash of vanella vodka.

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  9. Hairball says:
    March 24, 2009 at 3:02 am

    Jillian,

    I too detest the word panty!! I bet you’ve had to invest in mass quantities of brain bleach to block out some of the scarier search results you’ve encountered! *shudders*

    Whoot! You’re fabulous LanaBanana! :) Make mine a double vanella vodka with just a splash of vanella vodka.
    Sorry… forgot to say great post – can’t wait to read your next one!

    Reply
  10. JillS says:
    March 24, 2009 at 7:22 am

    I’m pretty sure Guy gets his shirts at daddyos.com They’re those button-down bowling type of deals that try to look cheaply retro. I see guys at rockabilly shows trying to fit that wear those things.

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  11. Derek Lutz says:
    March 24, 2009 at 3:10 pm

    Guy picked those shirts up at Bam Bam Bigelow’s last garage sale.

    For anyone not familiar with Mr. Bigelow of the old WWF.
    http://i10.tinypic.com/43h36o9.jpg

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  12. Marsha says:
    July 25, 2009 at 10:40 am

    This is not on the humor note…but I am loosing my hair. I have beautiful silver hair like Paula and hope there is a place I could buy wigs like her hair. If you could help me out with this important issue I would appreciate it.
    Thanks for your consideration in this matter.
    Marsha (I am a 58 year old medical professional and my appearance is important.)

    Reply
  13. Dill says:
    August 17, 2009 at 9:48 pm

    Have you stopped posting these? They are hilarious!

    Reply

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