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(Editor’s note: Every week, we’ll post the funniest (or most unusual) google search terms that led people here to Food Network Humor. Hopefully, it will be a hysterical, insightful peek into the psyche of the average Food Network fan.)
FNH SEARCH TERMS FOR THE WEEK OF 3/16/09
Search Term: “food network humer”
Our Reply: Oh dear.
Search Term: “how tall is bobby deen”
Our Reply: It’s not his height we’re concerned about, it’s his width.
Search Term: “paula deen’s kitchen sink”
Our Reply: Sorry, you probably can’t afford it.
Search Term: “aaron mccargo runaway son”
Our Reply: It’s true. Aaron cried about it on Next Food Network Star: “mah son done run away.” He’s back now, and all’s well in Aaron’s world.
Search Term: “aida mollenkamp lesbian?”
Our Reply: Doubt it.
Search Term: “awful sandra lee recipes”
Our Reply: You mean as opposed to the delicious ones?
Search Term: “brooch that says kentucky derby on it in rinhestones”
Our Reply: Sorry. You won’t find that here. Try Paula Deen’s website.
Search Term: “does sunny anderson wear a wig?”
Our Reply: Does Willy Wonka make candy?
Search Term: “ina garten pantry size”
Our Reply: Bigger than your garage.
Search Term: “where does guy fieri get his shirts on tv”
Our Reply: Dollar bin at the Salvation Army?
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13 Responses
Search Term: “ina garten pantry size”
When I first read that, I thought it said “ina garten PANTY size,” and I was thinking that was pretty sick ….
*smiles*
Search Term: “where does guy fieri get his shirts on tv”
I knew that was going to come up sometime ….
Hahaha, Lana, I had read that as “panty size” as well. It wasn’t until I had read your comment that I realized that it said “PANTRY” size.
Just another reason why I hate the word “panty.”
Great minds must think alike, as I too first read it as PANTY. And the size of Ina’s is much more than I want to know.
Table for four!
*Note to self: Read slower. You really don’t want images of FN hosts cavorting about in their undies inside your head*
Make it 5.
And I wondered how on earth you would find out.
You guys aren’t too far off with the whole “panty” thing (God, I HATE that word!) You wouldn’t believe the perverted things that people search for on a daily basis. I omit them from these lists out of common decency!
Seriously, I have tears of laughter running down my face. The comments here are funnier than the post! (no offense meant, FNH, you know I love ya)
Table for five it is … I’ll buy the first round ….
Jillian,
I too detest the word panty!! I bet you’ve had to invest in mass quantities of brain bleach to block out some of the scarier search results you’ve encountered! *shudders*
Whoot! You’re fabulous LanaBanana! :) Make mine a double vanella vodka with just a splash of vanella vodka.
Jillian,
I too detest the word panty!! I bet you’ve had to invest in mass quantities of brain bleach to block out some of the scarier search results you’ve encountered! *shudders*
Whoot! You’re fabulous LanaBanana! :) Make mine a double vanella vodka with just a splash of vanella vodka.
Sorry… forgot to say great post – can’t wait to read your next one!
I’m pretty sure Guy gets his shirts at daddyos.com They’re those button-down bowling type of deals that try to look cheaply retro. I see guys at rockabilly shows trying to fit that wear those things.
Guy picked those shirts up at Bam Bam Bigelow’s last garage sale.
For anyone not familiar with Mr. Bigelow of the old WWF.
http://i10.tinypic.com/43h36o9.jpg
This is not on the humor note…but I am loosing my hair. I have beautiful silver hair like Paula and hope there is a place I could buy wigs like her hair. If you could help me out with this important issue I would appreciate it.
Thanks for your consideration in this matter.
Marsha (I am a 58 year old medical professional and my appearance is important.)
Have you stopped posting these? They are hilarious!