Behold: the Bobby Flay acrylic pitcher. It’s available exclusively at Kohls for the low, low price of $24.99. Why does it cost so much? Because BOBBY FLAY’S name is attached to it! And because of the pretty little  circular knob on its completely useless little lid.

It may LOOK  like a boring, clear acrylic pitcher that you could buy at Wal-Mart for $1.49, but don’t be fooled.  This pitcher is so extraordinary, it compelled Bobby Flay to put his name on it. And after a quick glance, it’s easy to see why Bobby fell in love with this little beauty, isn’t it? The ergonomic handle prevents hand cramping during those long pours, and aesthetically, the faux-hammered design really brings out the yellowy hues of your lemonade. And if you’re worried about making a mess, don’t be! The splash- and spill-free pouring provided by the strainer lid makes the pitcher well worth the $25 price tag. . .

OR NOT! Are we being punked? Where’s the candid camera? Twenty five freakin’ dollars? FOR THAT? Have people lost their minds?! Who on Earth would even consider paying $25 for a 15-cent  piece of molded acrylic at KOHLS, just because it has Flay’s name attached to it? Not to mention the fact that it only holds 3 quarts, and oh yeah, IT’S UGLY. And you’re going to use it once during the summer, and one of your friends will ask how much you paid for it, and you’ll say $25, and then your friends will laugh at you FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY.

(And don’t even get me started on his turquoise acrylic wine glass… perfect for your next white trash bonfire party..)

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