Archives for "March, 2009"
Gina Neely’s Shrimp Corn Dogs (Nasty!)
On today’s new “Dinner And A Movie” episode of Down Home With The Neelys, Gina whipped up a truly disgusting looking batch of shrimp corn dogs. They looked like deep fried pieces of dog poo on a stick. Bon appetit! (Later in the episode, they showed the family gathered around the table eating dinner. NO [...]
Rachael Ray Is OBSESSED With Tomatillos
(Has anyone else noticed Rachael Ray’s recent obsession with tomatillos? Every time I tune into 30 Minute Meals lately, she’s peeling them and chopping them and singing their culinary praises. WE GET IT, RACHAEL, IT’S LIKE A BIG GOOSEBERRY. Message received. You don’t have to remind us every time you touch one.)
Coming Soon: The Deen Family Cookbook
. . . Paula Deen PR person #1: Paula’s reputation for being an overindulgent butter whore is getting out of control. We’ve got to do some image adjusting ASAP. But what can we do? Paula Deen PR person #2: I know! Let’s release a cookbook with a photo of her gently holding a TOMATO on [...]
Well, It Had To Happen
For the first time in the history of the Rachael Ray show, Rachael was dressed better than one of the guests. I have no idea who that girl is, but her stylist should go bye-bye. Is that one of Whoopi Goldberg’s old braids hanging from her poofy denim skirt?
Ridiculous Food Network Product Of The Week: Bobby Flay Acrylic Pitcher
Behold: the Bobby Flay acrylic pitcher. It’s available exclusively at Kohls for the low, low price of $24.99. Why does it cost so much? Because BOBBY FLAY’S name is attached to it! And because of the pretty little circular knob on its completely useless little lid. It may LOOK like a boring, clear acrylic pitcher [...]
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THIS WEEK: Another tailgating weekend! Alex G's onion rings, an awful slow cooker experience, Ina & Jeffrey Garten's lame steak throwdown, Jennifer Hudson's annoying Weight Watchers commercial, Restaurant Impossible's cheap makeovers, and more.










