Archives for "March, 2009"

Posted by FNH Guest Blogger on 11th March 2009

The Food Network Batman Cast

“Food Network Batman Cast” by Ben Malone On the heels of Heath Ledger’s much deserving Oscar win for his memorable portrayal of the Joker in “The Dark Knight”, I started thinking about who the Joker’s equivalent would be on the roster of Food Network stars. As I ran through the list in my head, I [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 10th March 2009

If The Food Network Chefs Were On Facebook (Part 1)

(Editor’s note: this will be a regularly updated feature on Food Network Humor)

Posted by Jillian Madison on 9th March 2009

New Food Network Nintendo DS Games

Ah yes. The Food Network hosts are everywhere these days. Rachael Ray’s face is on Triscuits. Sandra Lee’s face is everywhere promoting her new magazine. And now, Jamie Oliver has his own annoying Nintento DS game called “What’s Cooking,” where he supposedly walks you step by step through the preparation of 100 recipes. If you’re [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 7th March 2009

A Message From Ina Garten

Ina, while making a French Apple Tart for Jeffrey:

Posted by Jillian Madison on 6th March 2009

Guy Fieri In Idaho

Guy Fieri spent the week in Idaho terrorizing restaurant patrons and filming “Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives.” Insiders tell FNH that while he was there, he cooked up a nasty dish called the “bad boy bacon blanket” – which, honestly, sounds more like something Paula Deen would drape over her feet when they were cold. No [...]

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