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Rachael Ray’s Park City Utah Vacation: Photo Gallery
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Another week, another episode of Rachael’s Vacation! This week, Rach and John pigged out in Park City, Utah.
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Love was in the air as they strolled along the romantic snow-lined streets, and engaged in their usual forced, fake conversation.
Of course, they stopped in a junk shop and picked up a bunch of cheap jewelry – and a “toy for Isaboo.” Because dogs love to play with CERAMIC FIGURINES.
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Here, John shows off his Mr. Rogers cardigan, and one of the lovely silver necklaces Rachael purchased earlier in the day. After all, nothing compliments greasy hair better than a tacky .925 charm necklace that you just overpaid for.
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And of course, you can’t go to Park City without hitting the slopes:
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All that falling can make a girl hungry. Rachael squeezed in some dental work as she enjoyed a fajita pizza…
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…and then she found Jesus.
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Later that night, RACHAEL GOT WASTED so she could endure a performance from her husband’s “band.”
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John Cusimano closed out the show- and gave me nightmares – by channeling his inner ANIMAL.
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---South Park Versions Of Food Network Chefs
---South Park Versions Of Food Network Chefs (Part 2)
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20 Responses
That sweater looks like something he bought off someone in South America that lives alone on the mountain and rides an alpaca to town to sell their wares. Cool if you live on a mountain in South America and ride alpacas, not so much for going to…hell, I already forgot where the happy couple was.
Rachel was waaaaaaasted at the end of this episode. Slurring her speech wasted. Sandra Lee Semi-Homemade wasted. It was really funny.
The picture of her channeling Jesus made me spit out my coffee. Hysterical!
damejudy, the dental work photo did it for me
YUCK! John Cusimano! YUCK!
From an outsiders perspective, since I obviously don’t know either of them, it looks like John is using Rachael to play out his immature 13 year old boy dream of being a rockstar. He does not have any great musical talent….. he’d never be on tv playing if Rachael Ray wasn’t his wife. Sad but true.
Why is that dumb bitch sniffing the ceramic dog? And why is John longingly staring at its ASS????
what the hell is going on with her hand in that dental work pic?
that last pic with the muppet drummer was priceless. dr. teeth and electric mayhem rule! when did jahhn get a gig with them? what a butt pirate. gives the muppets a bad name. at least they DO have some kind of personal hygeine. people to brush them, comb and fluff them, stick a hand up the ass and spray them down with fabreze. unlike poor JAAHHHNN. rachael barely has the time to spit on him, spritz him with a bottle of jean nate and tell him what a rock star he is…….
I LLLOOOOVVE Park City! Too bad RR had to bring Jaahhhnn with her. It’s really an awesome place and deserves better than him.
Just goes to show, money can’t buy class. The husband tries way to hard to be cool; & nothing’s more UNcool than that. The Roach, she’s more irritating than 20 sets of nails on a chalkboard.. His facial mole, & for that matter, her boob (I use the term loosely) mole, are GROSS. Haven’t they raked in enuf cash to have those things removed???
UGH, they are the poster children for uncouth hicks w/money.
That top pic, as many other other pics of rachael, incite me to do something to her I won’t be foolish enough to put in writing. I agree LiL Sprite, she’s incredibly irritating, I absolutely detest her.
Okay – so here is my question – Do you think Rachael Dragged John down Skank lane or did John Drag Rachael (who was once adorable and is now hanging out with Trannie Indee bands) down Skank lane… ??? I am on the fence here but leaning toward John dragging Rach down skank lane – given his kinky sex practices… ??? Thoughts people?
Eeew. I never noticed it before because I tend to be repelled by Jaaaaahn, but man, his indie plugs in the front are really obvious in length and color from the side view pics.
My husband is almost 50 and his goatee is only sprinkled with gray, sorta like Jaaaahn’s dandruff. LMAO.
Those last 2 pictures are terribly disturbing – but hysterical :D And is it just me, or does she have one hell of a fake tan going on?
That was hard to look at. So disturbing!
He is a piece of garbage. She should smarten up quick before he takes off with half her worth.
The little fucker hit the mother lode here and is currently in Part 2 of his plan. He needs to be crushed like a bug.
IsisRaen: I agree about the fake tan! She got sprayed way tooooo much!! I don’t know why people find fake tans appealing. To me they just look FAKE.
But her fake tan is better than the gray color of her husbands face! Man that dude does not look healthy. I do hope Rach’s real color is not like that… YUCK!
No no Rachel, you sniff the dog’s butt, not it’s nose. It’s how the dog gets to know you! That way…what? Ceramic dog? Hmm. I can’t help you with that.
Rachel was is the queen of tacky jewelry. She always looks so awful. Why would anyone ever get advice on how to wear jewelry from her?