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Rachael Ray Yum-O Ugg Boots
Posted on March 24th 2009 by Jillian Madison

rachael-ray-uggsMan, those are some UGG-LY boots!

Okay, so now that the bad pun is out of the way, feast your eyes on the Ugg boots Rachael Ray designed in December ’08 for a charity auction. Though her intentions were good, and the $2,350 they fetched went to a good cause, the boots themselves are seriously hideous.

Actually, the longer you look at them, the ugglier they get. Spraypainted orange shearling? A whisk? And the word YUM-O written in a font so large, it could probably be spotted from the moon? Come on. Not even Rachael’s mother would wear these things.

Too bad they aren’t offered in mens’ sizing. Anthony Bourdain would probably love a pair these days.

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    9 Responses

  1. ds says:
    March 25, 2009 at 8:05 am

    Euuugh….Those are truly hideous.

    Reply
  2. roshi says:
    March 25, 2009 at 11:58 am

    Ugg-O!

    Reply
  3. Chris says:
    March 25, 2009 at 2:56 pm

    BARF-O!

    Reply
  4. Chris says:
    March 25, 2009 at 2:57 pm

    FUG-O!

    Reply
  5. orchidgal says:
    March 25, 2009 at 7:12 pm

    Please! Add a new post so that I don’t have to click on this blog and see these fugly boots anymore (and so that I have something new to read!).

    Reply
  6. erica says:
    March 31, 2009 at 5:12 pm

    if they said “shut up” i would wear them. once. and only if they were $5 at goodwill.

    Reply
  7. UGG Tasman Sandals says:
    December 4, 2009 at 1:45 am

    oh,so cool ugg boots.

    Reply
  8. emu boots says:
    December 7, 2009 at 4:00 am

    Ugg-O!

    Reply
  9. Spoonula says:
    February 15, 2011 at 12:40 pm

    Yuck-O!

    Reply

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