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Rachael Ray’s Ultimate Carry
Posted on March 4th 2009 by Jillian Madison

Rachael Ray is known for carrying a lot of stuff from the fridge to the counter top… but this takes the cake. She has 2 packages of mushrooms, 2 different kinds of cheese, a bag of lettuce, a can of olives, anchovy paste, 3 cans of tomato sauce, 4 different spices, a loaf of french bread, a container of chicken broth, and four cookie sheets. This isn’t being efficient… it’s being moronic.

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    8 Responses

  1. scot says:
    March 4, 2009 at 9:59 pm

    ya know it’s not like her kitchen is a palatial, gigantic commercial thing to begin with. it’s a basic galley set-up. i think she could weeble her way 12 inches around that damned set. might work off some of that weight while she’s at it as well. fat fuck. too bloody lazy to turn around and grab an onion that’s within arm’s reach. i bet she’s such a “timecruncher” that she eats her breakfast on the toilet in the morning. “hey kids i’ve got a tip that’ll save you 10 seconds from your busy start of the day”. god she makes me truly sick to my stomach…..

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  2. Ali says:
    March 4, 2009 at 11:26 pm

    Wonder Woman!!!!

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  3. Dingleberry says:
    March 5, 2009 at 12:29 am

    LOL!! RR’s got the “carry,” Fieri’s got the “spikes,” Emeril’s got the “BAM” … everyone’s gotta have their thing, eh?

    Would we even recognize them if they didn’t?

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  4. Jenna1980 says:
    March 5, 2009 at 7:54 am

    Speaking of time crunches, has anyone actually ever made one of her meals in 30 minutes or less?

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  5. Nancy says:
    March 5, 2009 at 11:55 am

    Now if she would have balanced something on her head, well then I would be impressed. Now … Not so much!

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  6. scot says:
    March 5, 2009 at 1:24 pm

    yes nancy. like an ethiopian woman trotting injera on the top of her head on the way to kill the goat. what is the point? silly cow….

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  7. dan says:
    March 18, 2009 at 12:44 am

    Personally I’m still waiting for her to fall while cargoing a shitload of stuff to the prep area and accidentally jamming a knife through herself.

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  8. Kyle says:
    March 18, 2009 at 1:51 pm

    She is growing a pair of hips the size of Sunny Anderson’s.
    I wouldn’t want to be in the same buffet line as the two of them anytime soon.

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