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Come, my dear children, and pray at the church of Barefoot Contessa, for we now bestow upon you the Ten Commandments of Ina Garten.
I. Thou shalt only cook with “GOOD PRODUCTS” – good olive oil, good dijon mustard, and good vanilla.
II. Thou shalt always reference “CLASSIC FRENCH TECHNIQUE” whilst folding egg whites or cooking duck.
III. Thou shalt always take photos of your prepared meals, for eventual placement on “THY WEBSITE.”
IV. Thou shalt always refer to Saffron as the “STAMENS OF THE CROCUSES.”
V. Thou shalt honor thy spouse by cooking them chicken every Friday night.
VI. Always remember to ask thyself, “HOW BAD CAN THAT BE?!”
VII. Thou shalt always drive a Mercedes, regardless of income level.
VIII. Thou shalt always speak fondly of The Hamptons, even if thou was carjacked at gunpoint there last summer.
IX. Thou shalt always gently remind others that “THIS IS HOW IT WAS DONE AT BAREFOOT CONTESSA.”
X. Thou shalt keep a minimum of twenty gay male friends at all times.
(Be sure to add your Ina Commandments in the comments section)
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