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A Whole Chicken In A Can: YUMMO!
Published on: April 29, 2009 – 1:18 pm by Jillian Madison 
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Tracy from I Hate My Message Board is a very, very brave woman. You see, not only did she purchase one of Sweet Sue’s Canned Whole Chickens, but she actually cooked it… and ate some of it. And luckily for all of us less brave souls, she photographed the entire process.
I don’t know about you guys, but I wouldn’t eat anything that looked like forgotten leftovers from the “Neo Being Birthed In The Matrix” scene… though I do fully expect to see Sandra Lee pouring one of these into a slow cooker on an episode of Semi-Homemade. Bon appetit!
15 minutes at 475 degrees later… voila!
(Thanks to Tracy for the images. She wants the world to know she did not feed this crap to her kids!)
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April 29th, 2009
That is one of the grossest things I’ve ever seen. It’s so slimy!!!!
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April 29th, 2009
Halloween came early in your kitchen this year, eh Tracy?
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April 29th, 2009
It looks… raw. How the hell did “Sweet Sue” cram that into a can?!
Makes me never want to eat chicken again.
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April 29th, 2009
Sweet Sue? More like SWEET JESUS, SUE, WHYYYYY
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April 29th, 2009
OMG, it looks like Jon Voight after he got spit up by the snake in Anaconda!
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April 29th, 2009
On closer inspection, the chicken appears to be . . . hairy. Which begs the question, was it in the process of evolving when it was crammed into the can with a cupful of its own intestinal fluids?
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April 29th, 2009
That third picture of the chicken emerging from the can is making me nauseous. It also makes me think of a less gory version of that scene from Alien.
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April 29th, 2009
EEWWWWWW!! (gag) I expect (cough) to see this (rrrrr) product on Homemade/Sandra Lee (gack gack) any day now…..uh-oh…..blllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhkkkkkkkk
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April 29th, 2009
With all that slime it appears the can is giving birth to it, and it seems to be lying in a pool of its own afterbirth. Ewwwwwwww. There is nothing delicious-looking about that. And why do they use the word delicious so many times on the can? Who are they trying to convince? This is beyond disgusting.
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April 29th, 2009
Oh my goodness…they can just about anything these days.
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April 29th, 2009
I’ve never even heard of that or seen that before. Weird and truly nauseating.
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April 29th, 2009
I just noticed that one of the instructions on the can says “chill before opening”. Do they mean the can of chicken or “chill out, dude, cause this is gross”.
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April 29th, 2009
Good god! This could be a good demo to curb teen pregnancy.
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April 29th, 2009
Is it organic free range chicken ?
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April 29th, 2009
I actually tried it myself.
First, its a very small chicken w/ very little meat (how else could they cram it into a can). Second, it smells like nothing I have ever smelled before. The only description is “really old soup,” you find in the back of your fridge that you’re just not sure is still good, so you hand it to your dog and he sniffs it and backs up.
Next, it disintegrates after you cook it. Following the instructions, I took the “juice” and made a gravy.
Scraping up some meat, what little there is, with the gravy, and PUT IT IN MY MOUTH.
It sort of tastes like chicken & gravy, sort of. I wouldn’t turn it down if I was starving, but I can say this, I will never eat another one unless I was starving.
-and I mean, zombie brain eating starving…
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April 29th, 2009
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April 29th, 2009
Are you people daft? Its a “canned” chicken, like all “canned” goods, its heated in the can. It clearly says on the can…fully cooked.
Of course if you cook it again it will fall apart. What did you expect? All you need to do is heat it up. Sissies.
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April 29th, 2009
kinda what I would imagine a late term abortion would look like
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April 29th, 2009
this crap is real? i thought it was a joke !
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April 29th, 2009
Ok, this is so SO disturbing! I’ve never seen such an abomination! ROFLMBO!!!!! I wonder if Sweet Sue ever tried any of her experiments, uh, canned goods.
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April 29th, 2009
I got one at Big Lots. It was cheap, and easy to pull off all the meat. Tasted just fine in a gumbo.
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April 29th, 2009
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April 29th, 2009
when we were children and had little money that there chicken tasted pretty good. the gov’t. gave it out. makes a great chix salad. better than a spaghetti sauce sandwich……
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April 29th, 2009
I’ve been eating whole chicken in a can since I was a kid. You don,t have to cook it in the oven, you can eat it straight out of the can. We used to have it for lunch when we where out working the fields. What a great taste and so moist.(Portage La Prairie, Manitoba, Canada.)
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April 29th, 2009
Better stock up on this, before the apocalypse.
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April 29th, 2009
A friend gave me one of those once. As a present. I stopped being friends with him after that.
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April 29th, 2009
That’s almost as bad as “canned fish” from Russia. Better watch out…in Russia, canned fish eats you:
http://englishrussia.com/?p=763
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April 29th, 2009
I will have nightmares tonight, I’m sure of it!
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April 29th, 2009
Hahaha at the “chill” comment!
In #3 Tracy’s son (I’m assuming that’s who he is :-p) looks a little amazed/scared. I can only imagine the look in his eyes, of course.
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April 29th, 2009
Yeah, you guys are wimps.
It’s just cooked chicken put into a can.
The can is sterile, the cooked chicken is sterile, the “slime” that’s so “gross” is just grease/fat.
As long as it’s not too old, there’s nothing to be grossed out about.
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April 29th, 2009
“Tastes like chicken”… yeah right.
Looks like page 74 from my old pathology text book. I bet it’s loaded with salt… Insta-CHF.
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April 29th, 2009
Well she should have fed it to her kids, otherwise she shouldn’t have bought it. It IS (was) a chicken after all, and it died for nothing if you just buy it so you can take pictures and throw it away. Eat that shit. EAT IT.
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April 30th, 2009
lol it looks the same cooked as it does right out of the can! hahahaha
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April 30th, 2009
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April 30th, 2009
I keep a canned chicken as part of my emergency kit in the trunk of my car. No joke. I mean it may look nasty, but if your car dies in the middle of nowhere and you’ve gotta eat, this will keep you and whoever is with you from starving for a night.
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April 30th, 2009
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April 30th, 2009
I’d eat It
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April 30th, 2009
I don’t really have words to describe this.
Canned foods that should go bad scare me.
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April 30th, 2009
Fuc&*ed up beyond belief.
The things “we” do to the animals of this planet never ceases to amaze (and disgust) me. This was once a living, sentient animal…
Obscene.
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April 30th, 2009
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April 30th, 2009
Wow, that is freakin scary dude!
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April 30th, 2009
What’s the big deal? Grandma used to jar whole chickens for the winter. Had a chicken coop and pig sty out back. A huge vegetable garden behind that. Mom was one of nine children.
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April 30th, 2009
Gigwave, times have changed. My grandmother did a lot of things too in her day, but this isn’t 1920 anymore. This….. is disgusting.
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April 30th, 2009
It reminds me of Neo in The Matrix
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April 30th, 2009
It looks pretty much like chicken that has been slow-baked. I’d eat it.
wrote this comment on:
April 30th, 2009
I’d eat it.
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April 30th, 2009
Wait, you won’t feed your kids this, but you’ll feed them McDonalds?
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April 30th, 2009
buh-GAWK!
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April 30th, 2009
I think the last photo looks really tasty. I wouldn’t hesitate to buy this product. It looks far superior to anything my girl Lisa has ever knocked up in the kitchen. Or anywhere else for that matter.
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April 30th, 2009
seen a chicken lay an egg but never a can lay a chicken… ugh thats gross
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April 30th, 2009
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April 30th, 2009
Oh, that looks really, really bad.
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April 30th, 2009
That’s one of the nastiest things I’ve ever seen that was intended for human consumption. If I were starving, I’d eat the can before I ate that slimy mess. Some people will eat anything, even if it looks like an unborn alien.
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April 30th, 2009
That’s just fowl.
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April 30th, 2009
Ewwwww. That totally put me off my lunch.
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April 30th, 2009
OMG, I think it was dead long long before they put it in there.
Not only that, is the name incorporating Sue?.. Like in ‘you should sue them’?
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April 30th, 2009
This would seriously confuse Jessica Simpson if she saw this.
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April 30th, 2009
Lol, from the cradle to the grave – or should I say from the ‘Cage’ to the ‘Tin’ – and its still fluffy!!! :P
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April 30th, 2009
Poor chicken to have lived a life only to end up w/ such a fate. What a waste of time, resources and life for a bunch of un-nourishing consumable(?) crap.
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April 30th, 2009
That looks like a tasty and nutritious meal for my kids and me.
Thanks Tracey for the wonderful and quick idea!
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April 30th, 2009
Even if I wasn’t vegetarian, I still wouldn’t eat this!
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April 30th, 2009
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April 30th, 2009
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April 30th, 2009
It’s about extending the shelf life and portability. In a pinch with no fresh food available this would do.
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April 30th, 2009
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April 30th, 2009
I’ve eaten Balut before ( a fully formed duck embryo that you eat the head, feathers, etc all at once) and i have to say… even after that…i still wouldn’t eat this…
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April 30th, 2009
That is disgusting. At first I thought it was a fake, that whole chicken just meant lots of chicken. Eww! Gross.
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April 30th, 2009
It looks like something that fell out of the Sphinx’s nose !
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May 1st, 2009
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May 1st, 2009
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May 1st, 2009
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May 1st, 2009
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May 1st, 2009
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May 1st, 2009
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May 1st, 2009
I hope that all these “ooo, icky-poo!!” comments are just a prank to make it seem like this blog is read solely by phobic imbeciles, because the alternative is very depressing. C’mon people – it’s chicken, it’s in a can, properly processed and perfectly edible. Sheesh!
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May 1st, 2009
Finally, something that makes “hamburger in a can” look delicious.
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May 1st, 2009
It looks a bit unappetizing coming out of the can, but there isn’t anything gross about it.
If you had ever made fresh chicken stock, you’d know that it tends to gelatinize and look like slime when it’s cold, the canning process cooks the chicken, and probably makes a pretty decent chicken stock around it at the same time.
If you broiled it for a bit to get it looking nice and browned, it would probably taste no different than any other slow cooked chicken.
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May 1st, 2009
Looks like a quick way to commit “suicide in a “can” to me!
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May 1st, 2009
Just looks like a poached whole chicken to me, cooled in its juices till its jelled. Nothing so scary about that – what’s the fuss???
Would make a great chicken noodle soup, or a pilaf, or gumbo. Wusses :P
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May 1st, 2009
When the apocalypse comes and there is no fresh meat, these here babies will be pure gold.
Also, it’s just chicken fat.
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May 2nd, 2009
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May 2nd, 2009
“be sure to save the delicious broth”!!
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May 2nd, 2009
I LIKE CHICKEN
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May 2nd, 2009
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May 2nd, 2009
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May 3rd, 2009
What’s the problem? I’d eat it!
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May 4th, 2009
I can’t believe you got 87 comments on this. Yeah it looks gross, but so does Spam and Vienna Sausages. It comes down to, if you are hungry, you will eat them no matter how gross they look.
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May 4th, 2009
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May 4th, 2009
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May 4th, 2009
Oh. My. God.
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May 4th, 2009
Thanks for making me gag!
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May 5th, 2009
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May 5th, 2009
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May 5th, 2009
OMG. That is the most horrifying thing ever.
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May 5th, 2009
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May 5th, 2009
back of label suggests: “. . .or serve cold just as chicken comes from the can”.
http://foodnetworkhumor.com/img/chicken-can-3.jpg
no thanks.
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May 6th, 2009
that shot of ‘chicken’ being liberated from can should send a warning to all expectant fathers out there…stay in the damn waiting room for gods sake…..although they do say babies taste like chicken, dont they?
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May 6th, 2009
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May 7th, 2009
I just feel horrible for the poor chicken
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May 9th, 2009
Hahaha, nice Alex, (sweet jesus sue why)… but aye, this is truly ghastly. Kind of what a cow baby would look like being born i imagine. slimey and gross. .. i’m aware its called “calf” i prefer cow baby.
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May 11th, 2009
America, lol
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May 14th, 2009
yum yum in my tum!
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May 14th, 2009
I’d buy THAT for a dollar!!
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May 22nd, 2009
The canned chicken is not new.My oldest is 41 years old.I use to buy that can of chicken when my kids were growing up.It is just cooked chicken put into a can.The slimy stuf is the same stuff you get when you cook a turkey for holidays and put it in the fridge.The liquid around it gels.You make gravy out of it.How often do you really cook to not know this?We did not have the beautiful FROZEN FOODS that we have now.That can of chicken was what a Mom had for a FAST food to fix a fast dinner when we had to continue working when we got home from work.See, most women have 2 or more jobs.Most Moms have more than 2 jobs 24/7. When you have a new marriage or a new marriage and a new family and the $ is tight, you work with what you have in your cupboards, freezer and fridge.THAT is what Sandra Lee does.The creativity is great, but the decorating is not necessary for every day.That can go to once a month with a them and she can just stick to the creative part with what people have in their homes without having to go to the store.
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May 28th, 2009
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May 29th, 2009
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June 4th, 2009
hmmm delicious
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June 5th, 2009
WHOA! That can just gave birth!…but if someone served this to me I would try it.
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June 16th, 2009
Yea I ate this once, It is precooked and I had to eat it cold. Gross, goooy, but tasty. I did have hot sauce. If you take it camping please thow away the SKIN!! Eww
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June 26th, 2009
I have used the canned chicken many times and so have many other members of my family and friends. It is wonderful for chicken and noodles, chicken casseroles, etc. The chicken is well cooked, falling off the bone and the broth is very flavorful, not the watered down kind. Yes, the product may look gross but most chickens do when cooked. Don’t let it’s appearance fool you. I just wonder why they took this off the market at grocery stores. It was very convenient for quick meals, much better than the steaks that some people eat rare, talk about gross! Get these back on the grocery store shelves, please!!!!!
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July 2nd, 2009
I have always wondered what it would look like if a human gave birth to a whole chicken. Well now I know. I think I would rather implode that eat this lazy, desperate slop of inhumanity.
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July 4th, 2009
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August 2nd, 2009
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August 3rd, 2009
Uhhhh….I think Sweet Sue sent 10,000 of those to the troops.
GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!
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August 4th, 2009
From the comments, it would seem that you have never used canned meat – you’re supposed to warm it up and it is truly delicious.
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August 14th, 2009
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August 14th, 2009
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September 27th, 2009
I have looked at all kinds of gross stuff over the years, and I think I’m getting more squeamish in my old age, but these pictures of the slime-slathered fowl actually made me a little nauseous. For real. No hyperbole. My stomach actually is a little upset. Wow.
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October 5th, 2009
It’s Eraserhead Chicken, it’s man made and it’s new!
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October 5th, 2009
Tater’s et a lot of canned chickens in his life, and he thinks you all actin like a bunch of sissies. That chicken been cooked to death — that’s why all that gelatin — some of you called it slime — is in there. Ain’t raw, and it ain’t “gross”. That’s just what happens when you cook something with bones in it and shove it into a can. And you know what? It tastes just like chicken.
Tater Gumfries
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October 7th, 2009
I suppose if it was the only alternative to cannibalism. Then again maybe not.
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October 7th, 2009
Yes we can!
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October 8th, 2009
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November 13th, 2009
Sad. It was a little animal at one time and just went to waste. Should have at least fed it to the dog. It’s a real chicken, so what?
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November 15th, 2009
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November 16th, 2009
^^^but for real who the hell would eat chicken from a can …omg thats nasty
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November 28th, 2009
Here is a message to everyone squeamish about the gelatin that appears when you cook meat in a can.
1) Give up gummi bears
2) Give up marshmallows
3) Give up gum/altoids/mints
4) Give up pop tarts
5) Give up sunny d
Then come and talk to the canned meat producers!