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VIDEO: Anne Burrell Growly Voice Montage
Posted by Jillian Madison

It’s official: on today’s episode of “Secrets Of A Restaurant Chef,” Anne Burrell crossed the line from quirky to crazy. She spent the entire episode screaming “IT’S A BEAUTIFUL THING” and “I’M A HAPPY GIRL” – and, even worse, she kept breaking into these random Kermit The Frog/Barry White/Chef From South Park impersonations that made me want to blow up my television:

(If KERMIT TOURETTE’S isn’t a medically recognizes syndrome, perhaps this video will convince you it should be.)



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    113 Responses

  1. Erin says:

    I know Anne Burrell is a real chef, but that doesn’t make her personality any more tolerable. I watch the show every week for the recipes and techniques, but I am in 100% agreement that the woman is as annoying as hell.

    • ganache queen says:

      OMG! I watched this ANNOYING beast for the first time while baking rainbow/venetian cookies and couldn’t get to the remote to change the channel. I was held prisoner listening to her. Is she trying to be a stand-up comic or what? Get rid of her.

    • amy says:

      Then you guys must hate, up a notch, stewps, and sammy, chipotle, ali cuisine, undisputed king of cheeses.
      Are you people kidding me Anne is fantastic and so is her show. Maybe she reminds this chick of me, a retired female cop working in a mans world.

      go anne brown salty food is grrrrrrrreat, oh i am sorry too much growly kermit for you…get over it

    • Grumpy says:

      She was so condescending on that show “Worst Cooks In America.” That sing-song voice, and the way she talked down to the contestants was truly infuriating.

  2. neo says:

    that video was hysterical

  3. jenna says:

    Today’s episode was a mess. Those vocal intonations are obnoxious to the millionth degree. And for the love of all that’s good and holy, can’t the woman get a manicure before they shoot the close ups of her gross dirty nails? I lost my appetite!

    • Alex says:

      THEN WHY DO YOU WATCH THE SHOW MUFFY?! Get a fU@&in life
      B!#@H!!! Just because you’re the, “l i t t l e skinny cute girl who really needs to stop throwing up after she eats every meal”, doesn’t mean the rest of us dont like the way she looks! I think you’re just jealous!

  4. Lana says:

    Yeah, that IS annoying! Why does she do that?!?! (ugh) Is this a new habit of hers? Recent head injury maybe? Is she off her meds?

  5. Adam says:

    I like her, but that throws me off so much. It sounds like she’s repressing a demon or something.

  6. karen says:

    is their a culinary exorcist in the house??
    I compel you to speak normally!!!
    In the name of all that is holy get thou to a manicurist!!

  7. Frank L says:

    I don’t know … But I am not convinced Anne is a chick! Kind of looks like a tranny to me… UGLY!

  8. Kelly says:

    Why isn’t someone telling her to stop? I wonder if she talks like that all the time. Ugh.

  9. alexis says:

    The Food Network should hire you as an image consultant! I’m not even kidding. Annoying little things like that make people turn the channel.

  10. micah says:

    That video sums up why I don’t watch her in a perfect nutshell. I don’t understand why anyone likes her at all, honestly. She is overbearing and loud and her personality grates on my nerves.

    • claire says:

      my nerves too.. ooo these carrots need a washy washy.. now stirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr your potatoes.. is she teaching kindergarten kids ? puhleeeeaseeee get this THING off my tv…she;s to big to be cute.. has NO fashion sense.. dont they have wardrobe people at FN ? i changed the channel when i see she;s on a show… obnoxious doesnt even begin to cover Anne Burrell and her fat ass !

  11. Automne says:

    See, it doesn’t matter how well she cooks or how good her food is. I cannot watch her show at all. The weird voice thing she does is way too distracting and irritating for me to sit through an episode. Compound that with the Guy Fieri-esque hair and the nasty fingernails that makes you feel that her food will give you a raging case of the shits later, and the show is a major FAIL.

  12. Shadowy says:

    Hey, maybe she really does have Tourette’s. She sounded like it.
    In that case, I don’t watch her, but I laughed really hard at that video. I’m still laughing as I write this…

  13. Chris says:

    There’s nothing more annoying than an immature TV personality. Maybe Sesame Street rejected her pilot and this is her way of getting revenge.

  14. Feikhal Madhur says:

    I see she still is sporting that big ole gunt of hers.

    Situps Anne. Situps.

  15. Uncle Bubba says:

    LMAO! She’s like the peewee herman impersonating child in Overboard.

  16. Carol says:

    PeeWee Herman! That’s it exactly! She slips into a Peewee Herman voice from Big Adventure! And what’s with the brown food??

  17. GReynoldsCT00 says:

    Did anyone notice she didn’t to the Kermit thing on this weekend’s show? Maybe she’s reading this blog! You are truly a public service.

  18. Cer says:

    I actually sort of thought she DID have tourettes after watching her the first time just on FN.
    The way the change in her voice behaves, it seems pretty ‘tick’-like to me.
    If she doesn’t… wow.
    That’s a dumb way to be acting.

  19. Carly says:

    Yeah, Anne does sound like she has Tourette’s in some form or another.

    Aside from that, if I have to hear “Erl”, “Brown food tastes good” or her horrendous impersinations of random Muppets/Sesame Street characters – I will be throwing a brick at the TV set.

    Automne – I didn’t even think of the Guy Fieri comparison! I thought she looked more like a female version of C.C. DeVille from Poison!

  20. Amanda says:

    I cannot stand the growly voice/Tourette’s moments, either. I understand that some chefs have cutesy catchphrases, but she just sounds like she’s fighting back a raging urge to vomit.

  21. CarmenSandiego says:

    I’m glad I’m not the only one who finds her annoying! I’ve never watched her show because the commercials are enough for me. I think she’s a psychotic, manic depressive type, upset about a guy dumping her in the past & she deals w/it by overdoing it in the kitchen. She’ll probably snap one day and put her hand in a pot of boiling water or something.

  22. Babe says:

    She is very annoying to watch and she has “Man Hands”, really creepy to watch with her hands flailing everywhere.
    She is just to hard to watch. She looks like she could be Guy’s sister(or brother)!

  23. FoodhorribleNetwork says:

    I thought it was Rod Stewart’s aborted child, had no idea it cooks too.

  24. Susan says:

    I’m so glad I’m not the only one to find this woman completely annoying! I thought Rachael Ray was the most annoying on the food network…but now I gladly give that title to Anne Burrell! I think I prefer her on Iron Chef America where she doesn’t talk!

    Seriously Anne…love your recipes but tone it down a tad!

  25. CherryRose says:

    I’ve only seen one episode of Anne’s show – the one where she says that she “burned the hell out of the steak” that she was preparing. That was enough for me.

    While I’m sure that all of the TV cooks – and those of us at home – have had their share of frustrating moments, I don’t recall the others lowering themselves to gutter level in front of the camera. The fact that the phrase wasn’t edited indicates that FN believes that Anne has a target audience.

  26. Liz says:

    Haha, that is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long time. Her strange (REALLY strange) personality, however, makes me want to watch the show over and over! I just want to see what she’ll say/do next. She is literally the most entertaining person I’ve ever seen on TV.

    And I love her random “Brown food tastes good” outbursts.

    Also, did anyone see the episode where she kept calling her dish “crud”. It was… odd

  27. Megan says:

    I find her incredibly annoying! I don’t know what it is….but watching her this morning she kept saying “okaaay”, “okaaay”, and it was irritating. There is something about her accent/voice that just grates on my nerves.

  28. Jillian Madison says:

    Megan, that’s what I dislike most about Anne Burrell… the “okkkkkkay” — “oooookayyyyy” — “okkkkkkkaaaaaaayyy” every 5 damn seconds.

    ENOUGH, ANNE, ENOUGH.

  29. Jun says:

    Years ago, my younger brother used to watch a show called Dragonball Z. Every time I see Ann Burrell, her hair reminds me of Super Saiyan Goku.

  30. Jan says:

    Those stupid grunts make me not watch her.
    Paired with the first episode I’ve ever seen of her too. I recall her saying things about orphans or something, in a pretty negative way.
    If that’s not offensive, I don’t know what is.

  31. Jun says:

    @Jan. I can’t imagine what she would say about orphans.

    ??? Perhaps:

    If you have some stupid orphans pressing their faces up on the glass of your restaurant (err… home), you could pour this kettle of soup on them, and it will scare them away without causing third-degree burns.

    (Just as an FYI, I lost my parents at a pretty young age. I’m picking on Ann here, not orphans.)

  32. Jen says:

    Does this woman garden before she comes onto do her show? There is always in Burrell terms “Crud” underneath her nails. Disgusting.

  33. Jen says:

    Does this woman garden before she comes onto do her show? There is always in Burrell terms “crud” underneath her nails. It’s disgusting.

  34. lydia says:

    urrgh !

  35. oh_come_on says:

    I like Anne! She’s different for sure!
    Are her fingernails any ‘dirtier’ than Mario Batali’s? Is she still his sous chef?
    I think she’s just a mega-foodie and her growling is hilarious.

  36. Jen says:

    “Is she still his sous chef” ? Good question, I don’t know but I don’t think Anne, has been Mario’s sous chef since she started her show Secrets of a restaurant chef.

  37. Kim H says:

    “Mario‚Äôs sous chef since she started her show Secrets of a restaurant chef.”

    She has on Iron Chef.

  38. Jen says:

    Found this bit of information on www. yumsugar.com

    PS: Tell me about working with Mario Batali on Iron Chef.
    AB: Well this season we are not doing it, due to conflicts in Mario’s schedule during filming, but we are still very much a viable team. Being on Iron Chef is every bit as stressful as it seems. I just do my best and tell myself, I’m not going to be the reason Mario loses.

  39. Sarah says:

    I like what I’ve seen of her. Yeah, the kermit thing was a little annoying, but I honestly think she must be pretty popular with the lesbians and a bunch of men. A big, curvy blonde that can cook? (And enjoy eating it?!) And for whomever complained about her saying that she “burned the hell out of a steak”– well, if you had any idea what kind of language actually occurs on a real restaurant line, you would be marveling at how clean her mouth is. I’m amazed restaurants are brave enough to have an open kitchen. On another note, if she is a REAL chef, where are the burns and scars all over her arms???

  40. Mumbles says:

    I think that the “voice” is a cross between Grover and Yoda.

  41. jenne says:

    Has anyone ever seen her and Guy in the same room at the same time? Really…Anne, stop trying to be a Guy clone and accept the fact that you’re a woman… an annoying, no screen prescence kind of a woman…

  42. MiSS kNOwItAll says:

    Anne Burrell is ANNOYING..simple as that.

  43. Kathy says:

    uh. why on earth would you watch something or someone who annoys you enough to post about it? True, I found her annoying too but once I realized that I simply just stopped watching.. But a lot of you continue to watch and continue to bitch about it…that is more annoying than anything. Its not like there isn’t 200 more channels to watch or be patient enough to wait for the next 30 minute show… (laughing)

  44. Megan says:

    Kathy, in my experience, many FN hosts are kind of like car wrecks: you want to look away, you know you shouldn’t be watching, but you can’t help yourself. I personally am always sort of in awe at how hellaciously terrible Sandra Lee’s Semi-Homemade is.

  45. CherryRose says:

    @Kathy: I had pretty much stopped watching FN altogether except for a few select shows. Much of the programming has become ridiculous and too painful to endure. After finding this site, I find myself watching more FN because I know that others feel the same way, and with FNH, we have a place to commiserate. FN should be grateful for this site.

  46. Bubbelah says:

    I can’t even fathom the idea that TFN gave this woman her own show! Can you spell D-E-S-P-E-R-A-T-I-O-N? Oh, and you can forget the idea that she appeals to other lesbians. Cripe, just because she IS one doesn’t mean the rest of us want to bang her. And there’s nothing worse than some half-assed honkey trying to be down with the brown people food. STFU Anne!

    • JnOKC says:

      “Half-assed honkey???” I can assure you tht there’s more Uncle Tom brownies on that network cooking food that people would actually eat than honkeys cooking brown people food!! J-Azz

    • Sara says:

      Actually, she’s NOT a lesbian. I don’t know where you got this idea; maybe you thought that if she was one, it would give another reason to look down on her, but sorry, you won’t find your excuse there.

    • MsFoodie says:

      Holy racism batman. Your post is amazingly credible!

    • MsFoodie says:

      Don’t mind her at all, I think she is a good chef. However the grunting HAS to stop, seriously. It’s so distracting.

  47. Katherine says:

    Ann Burrel is indeed a chef. I can do without her grunts and groans but this woman can cook! Rachel Ray can take flying leap, talk about irritating. Giggles and laughs at her own jokes, trying to be cute and she’s utterly THE most annoying thing on televison. When Rachael Ray comes on, my television goes OFF. Ann Burrel can cook and her fingernails please folks, this woman is cooking and uses her hands when do so. Rachael Ray miss “prissy pants” wouldn’t dare get her hands messy would she. Leave Ann alone, she’s cooking, she loves what she’s doing, and as far as being the soux chef for the likes of Mario Batali who is actually the most disgusting sweaty looking male cook on television….Chef Ann out shines them all with her expertise.

  48. JoeV says:

    In my house, we call her Girl Fieri.

  49. Kop says:

    Anne, hope you are well this is Kop from college. All these people complain but they keep watching your show. They could not even remotely cook the way you can so they are jealous. You have your style and I love it.

  50. Casey says:

    I thought I was the only one at first who noticed that crap while watching her show one day. She must have done it at least 5 times while making spaghetti bolognese and it made me lose my appetite. I don’t care about her weight. Why is it some of the best male chefs can be fat, but the females have to look like supermodels? F*** that.

  51. Fast Eddie says:

    Totally dig Anne. She’s a real cook, not an actor who got a gig doing a cooking show. And she’s got a real personality, quirks and all, not a polished TV personality. Keep rockin’ Anne!

    • Ummyeahh! says:

      Sorry Eddie, have to say as a viewer, I find Anne utterly irritating … but not quite as irritating as that Hook-nosed emaciated witch GIADIA … UGH! stab a fork in my eye …

  52. Krista says:

    I think Anne Burell is awesome, authentic and can seriously cook!

  53. Krista says:

    Anne Burrell is authentic and awesome!

  54. Abe says:

    I like Anne, and I think she’s very talented and has a lot of presence. HOWEVER, her over-the-top — and CONSTANT — body gestures and snake dances are very irritating, to the extent that I get so annoyed watching her try to go 30 seconds without another hyper-extended hand/arm/body gesture that I just can’t keep her show on and have to change it to something else. It’s fine to gesture effectively while demonstrating something, but with her it’s more like she’s the conductor of a symphony or something, and it takes all the focus away from what she’s demonstrating or talking about. Get rid of the gestures, and that will tone down her annoyance factore by about 75%. It’s too bad that she’s so annoying to watch, because she can really cook!

  55. JnOKC says:

    This lady is a shame to this network! She’s annoying as all hell and makes me wanna write-off the blondes of the world with that ugle azz fake blond hair. Is think she ate Dine Inns and Drives!!

  56. Evan says:

    You cackling hens say you hate her and criticize everything about her, yet you continue to watch. Why? Am I missing something here or are you a bunch of closet masochists? Get over yourselves, Anne is 100% woman 100% talented and 100% original. Would love her to be the mother of my children. 8)

    • nicole says:

      YOU ARE ONE SICK PUPPY IF YOU WANT HER TO BE THE MOTHER OF YOUR KIDS. I watch the food network all the time and her show happens to come on every now and then and I have tried to sit through it but she is so uncredibly annoying. I could say so many mean things but I’m gonna be nice and just leave it at that!

    • C says:

      I would totally bear her children. She’s YUMMY.

    • Ummyeahh! says:

      Yikes! The mother of your kids!?!? Her Fozzy Bear voice will go down a treat with the little ones … ;)

  57. Deb says:

    I’ve come to the point where I just change the channel when she’s on. Totally awkward, loud, and annoying. Never entertaining. And I won’t even mention her appearance.

  58. Casey says:

    Ya know, when I was watching the Worst Cooks in America, I thought, “How many bad cooks are going to throw in the towel because they can’t stand her spontaneous Kermit the Frog on steroids voice?” I was surprised she didn’t do it once. Maybe they warned her. But she did do that stupid dance of hers on occasion.

  59. Lisa Winbush says:

    Anne Burrell is DISGUSTING! She uses a spoon for tasting and sticks the same spoon in food later.Ughh! In today’s episode she bit off half a sugar snap pea to taste for doneness and then threw it back into the bowl with the other peas. She is truly DISGUSTING. How does FN not catch and stop this unsanitary stuff????

  60. spoonula says:

    Okay, I am all about a person being “real” but she makes me feel so uncomfortable that I have yet to make it through 3 minutes of her show.

  61. Courtney says:

    I like her. I never realized she did that. But I’m glad I watched that video, …laughed out loud. A lot.

    Even with the Kermit the Frog thing, I’d totally get on that. Wish she really did like the ladies. ha!

  62. TravelerForFun says:

    Today, April 6, 2010 Anne Burrell completely grossed me out! She constantly double-dips and I find that so hypocritical since she’s commented about others double-dipping on her Worst Cooks show. Today she took a bite off a spoon then smacked the spoon on the side of the bowl; AFTER she clearly took a bite off of it!

    I find her a little annoying but today was over the top DISGUSTING! I can’t believe she’s got her own show!

  63. nicole says:

    OMG SHES SO ANNOYING I WANT TO PUNCH HER IN THE FACE!! AND UMMM SHE USES WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY TOO MUCH SALT! GROSS!

  64. bug says:

    watched her show for the first time a couple of weeks ago. now i’m watching in On Demand (comcast) to see if she is really that annoying ALL the time. yep, she is. what is with the growing when she says certain words. and don’t forget everything is “_____(fill in the blank) goodness!”. how did she get her own show?!

  65. Jack says:

    “Good things happening”….”Look at me, multi-tasking”…”"Hello, Dahhhhhhlings”….”the garlic has fulfilled it’s garlic destiny”…..”thanks for coming” (as she throws a squeezed lemon into the trash bowl). What’s with her sniffing everything? Ugh.

  66. Jack says:

    Oh…forgot one….”give it a ‘Sprinky-dink’ of salt.” STFU

  67. ag says:

    I thought I was the only one who got totally annoyed listening to Anne Burrell.. She makes me cringe when she makes those obnoxious sounds!!

  68. Hot Tamale says:

    It’s like a tick or something! LOL it was really funny though. I must say everything she makes looks fantastic.

  69. Kellybelly says:

    I’m so glad someone agrees with me.

  70. murtry says:

    That is not Kermit, that is Louis Armstrong.

  71. ricebeans says:

    it’s not Kermit the frog and is not Louis Armstrong, it’s definitely the COOKIE MONSTER!!!!!!!!

  72. willywonka says:

    I think she is funny and what’s important is that she can cook and she isn’t concerned about fake eyelashes and showing her cleavage like Giada. She is real and her food is outstanding. Giada’s show is all about glamour and fame and I cannot stand to watch her show anymore.

    • Ummyeahh! says:

      Giadia is possibly the most irritating cook on TV … that girl acts like her shit don’t stink! She never makes a mess and it’s thoroughly irritating.
      And the way she pronounces “Arugala”, ‘ERB (i.e. HERB), “Parmesan”, “Mozarella”, “Pecorrino”, REALLY irks me! grrrr…

  73. Ms. Kira says:

    I have watched her show twice, once yesterday and once today, and I don’t think I can watch another one. She made steak yesterday and although I noticed she seemed a bit strange, I was giving her a chance and I thought the food looked great, except when she had to “scrape crud” off her grill before cooking. Isn’t crud something from under your toenails or out of your engine? I don’t want that near my food and I certainly don’t want to hear about it.

    Today she was making pancakes and went into this HUGE over-exaggerated song and dance about how strawberries and lemons are ripe in the spring and the pancakes are light and airy like a cloud and they taste sooo light (major arm gestures) and it’s sooo good, and the lemons are beautiful, from the springtime. yummy goodness. just like air. in the spring. like a cloud… and she just kept going, as though doesn’t know what else to do, like a nervous date who can’t shut up. And she repeated herself a million times. I heard you say “macerate.” I know the strawberries are macerating. Can you please not tell me about it again?

    Today’s show made me also feel such a sense of nervousness, because of her incoherent behavior and rambling… it was as though she’d done too much meth and was being questioned by a bunch of cops. She had total diarrhea of the mouth with massive and uncontrollable brain farts, mixing the words wonderful, goodness and happy into every phrase in an odd half-singing voice, and twirling and flailing her arms around like a Good Witch of the East impression. I thought she would literally stab herself in the face. At one point she was supposed to be folding egg whites into the batter and she stirred it with such sudden force each time around that I honestly thought it would either spray out and cover the counter or she’d lose her grip and send the bowl flying across the room. I thought Wretchel was bad with her stupid abbreviations and movements and laughing at her own dumb lies and jokes, but Anne takes the cake (not that cake Duff lol).

    It was kind of funny today how she kept needing to check the eggs in the oven but didn’t, and had her pancakes on for at least 5 mins and I thought she’d burn at least one of the 2 items. After commercial she pulls out the egg dishes from the top oven and she’s got all the pancakes in a tray in the bottom oven, which must have been 3 batches already. The first set wasn’t even halfway done after 5 mins, right before the commercial. Ah the benefits of television editing. I honestly think she just turned off the pancakes when she said she was turning them up.

    I doubt I’ll watch another show. I get it, baby carrots are cute. Don’t say cute more than once. In fact, don’t comment on them again until you eat them. And please don’t fake an orgasm when do you. This show is the biggest turn off and I doubt she’s that great of a chef if she can’t time pancakes to go with eggs that are baking in the oven. I do like that she worked with Mario but maybe he busied his mind with his own tasks and kept his back turned. Maybe he duct taped her mouth shut and force fed her valium (not in that order). I don’t know, but I can’t fathom how anyone could tolerate witnessing her useless hypnotic states, whether on tv or in person.

  74. pauline says:

    The GROWLING is gawdawful!!!!!!!!!!! She obviously knows what she is doing, but I CANNOT stand the GROWLING!!!!

  75. desiprincess says:

    Wow, THAT’S A MAN BABY, YEA!!! (Austin Powers). This “woman” looks like Guy Fierri’s (spel?) twin sister, they are both equally as annoying and UGLY!

  76. Paul Fisher says:

    I watch Anne every time I get a chance to. She animates so much it makes me enjoy her cooking expertise that much more. She is truly a great cook and pleases me to no end. keep up the good work Anne, you are a credit to your profession.

    • reneeschubert says:

      just found this fantastic cook on ‘food network” and haven’t
      missed a day….love her growly sound….she’s just so
      funny…the people who don’t like her growl..shouldn’t watch.Yes, she could use a looser top!! but, I’m not so thin
      either…but, then I’m not on TV….keep her on…

  77. Franny says:

    There is something seriously wrong with this woman. She either needs to be on some meds, or is on medication that is making her act so strange…. They need to yank her off the air like yesterday. Get rid of the “Feeleys” and that Sunny lady with the bad wigs,anytime these shows come on my fingers do the walking and these people are no longer talking on my TV.

  78. regalbeagle says:

    Stop hatin! there are a few of us out here who don’t mind her so much. She’s an actual chef and not some demented barbie doll stuffed into a booby sack. And speaking of boobies, i’d rather hers than any of the other skinny, big craniumed stick chicks on the channel. Just saying that’s all

  79. regalbeagle says:

    And by the way, the last time i checked, it still is somewhat of a free country. Turn it off if she offends you so much. Don’t go hatin on a big girl

  80. claire says:

    What planet is Anne Burrell from ? she is annoying as hell and i dont think she knows WHAT the heck she is doing.. like most of the Food Network “CHEFS” she just throws something in the pan and expects us to think its just wonderful… she needs to be medicated ..heavily!! i am getting really tired of the FN “chefs” who are believing their press..like Bobby”im so impressed with myself..i cant stand it ” Flay.. and someone PLEASE tell that Sandra Lee woman that there are people in this world who DONT need a cocktail with dinner.. perhaps a stint in AA would do her a world of good.. i give up with Food Network. the only show i have been enjoying is Tyler FLorence..even Guy Fieri is getting a swelled head…im a much better cook than any of them, and i dont need to say.. “This needs a washy washy or a tappy tappy” to do it either… !

  81. Zoe Kayy(; says:

    Wow haha werid video how the he’ll does she get her hair like that Thad so werid O_O I’ve never seen girl hair like that. I heard she bleachs it every week :o but I’m not she she would jaw much hair I’d she did that ^_^ so like yeah(: can anyone tell Mai pleash:DD

  82. Jacy says:

    LMAO!!! I too thought it was just me who heard that weird arse frog in the throat thing she does! When I first heard it, I vomited in my mouth a little …. It’s a bit like that “BROWN NOISE” on South Park! LMAO. I’m so glad I found this montage of Anne Burrell’s voice, because my husband didn’t believe me when I told him … he thought I was exaggerating!

  83. dsc says:

    I absolutely cannot stand the way she says “SO” every 2-3 words. It is so very annoying. I never watch her and I too would like to punch her. ha!

  84. susie says:

    I love Anne Burrell AND her show. I hope it continues. Her honest (albeit corny) excitement about cooking is catchy. I don’t always agree with her dishes, but hey! it’s her show. I would feel more comfortable cooking along side of her than a few other chefs (i.e., Aaron Sanchez seems very “superior” and untouchable) However, I do take exception of her double dipping and tasting from the same spoon twice. Ewww. Hygiene. I just hope she doesn’t do that at her restaurant. Sigh … I will never get to go see her in person at her restaurant … I’m midwest with the inablity to travel.

    All chefs have their idiosycrosies. Mario’s orange clogs, Emeril’s “happy, happy and BAM!”, Rachel’s carrying contests, Ina’s questions “how bad can that be?”, the Neeley’s “sugar”, Alton Brown’s “multi-taskers” and Guy Fieri’s “money”… everyone has their “schtick”. It’s that which keeps us watching.

    Let’s relish the differences and, if a particular show/chef is not your cup of tea, turn the channel

  85. ctmedz says:

    I watched her a few times and I came to the conclusion she has personality disorder…definitely bipolar. I cant believe that the food network would allow this wing nut on their show. She is seriously nuts!! That voice goes through me!! UGH!!!!

  86. Lo says:

    the real questions is… how many times does she say ‘so’ in one episode???????
    UGHHHHH nails on a chalkboard!

  87. ganache queen says:

    My comment was posted in the wrong area so I will repeat myself. I had the food network on while baking rainbow cookies. Ann Burrell came on. Wow, is she ever annoying. My hands were filled with almond paste and I couldn’t change the channel. Help, I was held prisoner in my own kitchen. She sings and dances her way around the kitchen and her language talks down to the viewers. Ahkayyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!! Please tone her down or, oh, what the heck, I won’t watch her anyway. Btw, is she pregnant or just plain FAT?

  88. Kyle says:

    I can’t stand that huge cow. How did she ever work behind the line? She’d crush everyone!

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