We’ve been following a few of the Food Network personalities on Twitter for the last few months, and boy, are they horrible at it. Their tweets range from boring and pointless, to self indulgent and  strictly self promotional (which is considered REALLY LAME in the land of Twitter). Let’s look at some of the worst offenders:
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1. Giada DeLaurentiis needs to hire a ghost Twitterer. Three updates? Two of which say the same thing? And zero followers? That says “I’m not interested in you guys at all. It’s all about me.” Weak, Giada, weak.
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2. Tyler Florence is completely in love with himself. We’ve been following him for a few months, and 95% of his Tweets are stupid self promotional links (a practice that’s frowned upon by Twitter users). If he’s not bragging about his new baby food, he’s linking to a blog that mentioned his name once. I think he sits around googling himself 24 hours a day, and just Twitters the results.
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3. Paula Deen is slightly more interesting than Tyler, but her Tweets are mostly self promotional and most of them mention QVC at least once. It’s like, okay Paula, we get it. You’re appearing on QVC. And you like coffee. And you travel. Message received.
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4. Cat Cora – who I’m a big fan of – just BORES ME TO TEARS on Twitter. And seriously, who still says RAD??? That word went out in 1992, along with Christian Slater’s career.
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(We’re on Twitter, too! Name: FNHumor)

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