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For Rent: Paula Deen’s Beach House

Published on: April 28, 2009 – 1:22 pm by Jillian Madison Comment

Paula Deen just sent out a message on Twitter, urging anyone “looking for a place to stay” to check out her Georgia beach cottage. Apparently, her new furniture line still hasn’t made her rich enough, so she’s renting the house out for $2,000-$3,000 a week. And guess what, y’all? According to the ad, it has a fully “EQUIPTED” kitchen!

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But wait! There’s more! “Every rental will receive a custom canvas tote bag filled with goodies I selected myself. From signed cookbooks, to sauces and spices, to Captain Michael’s coffee, all goodies are yours to take home with you. I’m also gonna throw in a couple of surprises y’all are just gonna love! So, get away from it all and come stay at my house!”

Good news: the schedule is WIDE OPEN until December! That’s right… not one rental! Pardon me while I roll my eyes and sarcastically say, “HOW SHOCKING.”

Here’s the thing: Paula seems like a nice lady, and since she obviously needs the cash, I say we help her out. Let’s pool our money together and rent the place out for a week. Who’s in?

(Warning: the small beach house ad features 9 (nine) Y’ALLs. Yes, I counted. No, I don’t have a life.)



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  1. neo
    April 28th, 2009

    no thanks! i don’t want anything to do with paula deen’s beach house! not even with its fully equipted kitchen!

  2. Erin
    April 28th, 2009

    I’m down! I need a vacation. I’m surprised at how dated the kitchen looks.

  3. alex
    April 28th, 2009

    I HIGHLY DOUBT that is her actual beach house. She probably purchased a property, and is trying her hand at renting it out based on her name alone.

  4. Erin
    April 28th, 2009

    That sounds about right, Alex. Makes more sense. The woman does seem to be a money whore. I’d be doing the same thing though!

  5. Feikhal Madhur
    April 28th, 2009

    Maybe she will leave one of her ” surprises ” in the form of one of her signature turds out in the garage for one of her lucky guests.

  6. April March
    April 28th, 2009

    I’d throw in a couple of bucks if you could promise me an up close and personal with her handsome son, Bobby.

    Actually, if you check out the prices on her next cruise, they are just as outrageous.

  7. Byrdie
    April 28th, 2009

    I’d rent it just to see what an EQUIP-TED kitchen is. And since it’s a beach house, you can not only poop in the driveway, you can pee in the water!

  8. PAULA DEEN
    April 28th, 2009

    HEY YALL!!!
    No smokin’ in the house, y’all, but feel free to poop in the driveway!
    LOVE AND BEST DISHES!

  9. Nancy
    April 28th, 2009

    Paula smokes so I am sure that will be alright!!

  10. April 28th, 2009

    Paula smokes?!? Awesome! I knew I liked that girl. *heehee* Jill, I’m in. Let’s go tear it up at Paula’s. I think I need a life too. And hey! I can finally get that interview with you, as we sip on Captain Michael’s coffee, smoke on the balconies and grill in the two car garage. And if we time it just right, we can watch the finale of TNFNS, writing snarky posts to last the whole next year. *grins*

  11. April 28th, 2009

    So, is a stand-up mixer anything like a stand-up comedian?

  12. DerekLutz
    April 28th, 2009

    This has to be a put on, right? Even Hey Y’all Paula wouldn’t use “y’all” that many times in a real ad for this place. Notice there are not shots of the ocean.

    Oh wait, it is Paula, she had to tell potential renters not to grill indoors.

  13. Kyle
    April 28th, 2009

    Being a “motorcycle enthusiast” from the good ol’ 70’s, I think I should call upon my “associates” to rent this place for a week.

    Ya’ll wanna come on down an join us for some real fun?
    I’ll provide the beer……

    Michael has a Harley.

    Maybe we can teach Captain Michael a thing or two about real bikers.

    I’m sure he’d appreciate teaching Paula a new trick or two…..

  14. Uncle Bubba
    April 29th, 2009

    It only has a stack washer/dryer? WEAK!

  15. potty mouth princess
    April 30th, 2009

    Dammit, they changed “equipted.”

  16. Ann
    May 1st, 2009

    Obviously no one here has ever spent anytime in the summer in a rental house on the beach. The house is gorgeous, the price is very reasonable, and even if it’s not right on the beach, it’s still a very good deal.

    Haters!

  17. Justin
    May 5th, 2009

    No hating – it’s a little pricey for what it is. Kitchen/dining area doesn’t look that nice. You can rent a beachfront house in Malibu, Calif. for $15,000 per month. This is a non-beachfront (maybe no view at all) condo in who-knows-where, Georgia. Clearly this is being branded as a “Paula Deen” experience, and that may justify the price for some, yet it’s weird to me that she would want to get into the “travel” business in this way. Just kind of strange. Would like to know the backstory of why she/her people decided to oversee this rental unit.

  18. Mitzi
    May 9th, 2009

    I’m Paula’s beachhouse neighbor. Her place is awesome!!! She is so sweet and her place is in the best location on Tybee!!

  19. MamaSan
    May 9th, 2009

    Just watch out for the poop in the driveway.

  20. May 9th, 2009

    Mitzi, terrific! When FNH descends on the place en masse, we’ll invite you to the party!
    *winks*

    First round of Georgia Peach Martinis with sugar crusted butter sticks are on me!

  21. Jill and Jo-Ann
    July 28th, 2009

    Hey we are Mitzi’s sister’s and we too are Paula’s neighbors. We just love her but would like to let you know that we share a driveway with her and would appreciate if you at least would poop in the grass instead. By the way if Paula’s place is booked feel free to rent ours. Love you Mitz!!!!

  22. March 8th, 2010

    Who do I contact regarding rental of the beach house on the weekend of May 20 check in with ck out on May 24 for 6 wonderful ladies for the great state of Texas?

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