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Paula Deen just sent out a message on Twitter, urging anyone “looking for a place to stay” to check out her Georgia beach cottage. Apparently, her new furniture line still hasn’t made her rich enough, so she’s renting the house out for $2,000-$3,000 a week. And guess what, y’all? According to the ad, it has a fully “EQUIPTED” kitchen!
But wait! There’s more! “Every rental will receive a custom canvas tote bag filled with goodies I selected myself. From signed cookbooks, to sauces and spices, to Captain Michael’s coffee, all goodies are yours to take home with you. I’m also gonna throw in a couple of surprises y’all are just gonna love! So, get away from it all and come stay at my house!”
Good news: the schedule is WIDE OPEN until December! That’s right… not one rental! Pardon me while I roll my eyes and sarcastically say, “HOW SHOCKING.”
Here’s the thing: Paula seems like a nice lady, and since she obviously needs the cash, I say we help her out. Let’s pool our money together and rent the place out for a week. Who’s in?
(Warning: the small beach house ad features 9 (nine) Y’ALLs. Yes, I counted. No, I don’t have a life.)
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